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World's meanest animal
Flyin_Paulie
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Festus and Henry were hunting deer up in the mountains one day. During lunch the conversation centered on, "What is the meanest animal?". Festus insisted that, "a double gator is the worst". Henry replied, " I've never heard of one. What do they look like"? "They have a gator head on each end and no *", Festus said. "Well, how do they go to the bathroom?" said Henry. Festus replied, "They don't, that's what makes them so danmmed mean".[:I][:D]
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How did David Blane crap when he was in that fishbowl for a week. That would have been really gross to see turds floating with him![xx(]
As far as I'm concerned, there was one turd floating in there already.
quote:Originally posted by tsavo303
How did David Blane crap when he was in that fishbowl for a week. That would have been really gross to see turds floating with him![xx(]
As far as I'm concerned, there was one turd floating in there already.
X-ring.
Whats funny is that everyone thinks he was in that thing for 7 days. Hes an illusionist, not a superhero. He is Wierd too.
Apparently, Festus never met my first wife.
[:D][:D]
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from what i herd the hippo is the meanest animal. kills or mames more peaople every year then any other animal.
Mean is a meaningless concept when talking about animals. Most loathsome things I know are ticks. Most predatory are solpugids (called sun spiders), little almost robotic things that will eat half their weight in one sitting.
When I heard that joke, oh about 35 years ago, it was a crocagator. You can fill in the rest.
Mean is a meaningless concept when talking about animals. Most loathsome things I know are ticks. Most predatory are solpugids (called sun spiders), little almost robotic things that will eat half their weight in one sitting.
From what I hear Badgers aren't to be ruled out either.
The guy who GAVE it to him! [:D]
The meanest animal in the world is WoMan.
Now it is correct![}:)]
WACA Historian & Life Member
quote:Originally posted by lazerus
The meanest animal in the world is WoMan.
Now it is correct![}:)]
You're right, Bert. I'll cast my vote for Hillary Clinton.
cruelest animal is man
Badgers and Wolverines (basically the same ) are critters you just DO NOT want to fawke with. They're soooooooo vicious (fighting) that when they square off against each other it rarely comes to an actual fight ............when they do it's not UN-common for BOTH participants to die as a result
Animal Channel[:D]
BTW: Growing up here, in Wisconsin,I have seen the occasional Badger, they ARE NOT afraid of ANYTHING or anybody and when they open that MOUTH!!![:0]
quote:Originally posted by Bert H.
quote:Originally posted by lazerus
The meanest animal in the world is WoMan.
Now it is correct![}:)]
You're right, Bert. I'll cast my vote for Hillary Clinton.
I will add my vote for her the being UGLIEST woman in public office (at least in the post Janet Reno era)[xx(]
WACA Historian & Life Member
Tazmanian devil. ounce for ounce the butt bitenist screaminist most vile creature to ever tear its mate in half. And ugly to boot they are two sandwich eating flea ridden bolts of pigslopped lightning with an attitude straight from the hells own damnation.(hense the name). when they set to caterwallin the dead rise, the livinbg run and all the demons howl along...I think hyenas laugh a little quieter black widows divorce amicably and Mr T pities himself (soils himself too)
Yes, but Chuck Norris laughs a little louder.
Tazmanian devil. ounce for ounce the butt bitenist screaminist most vile creature to ever tear its mate in half. And ugly to boot they are two sandwich eating flea ridden bolts of pigslopped lightning with an attitude straight from the hells own damnation.(hense the name). when they set to caterwallin the dead rise, the livinbg run and all the demons howl along...I think hyenas laugh a little quieter black widows divorce amicably and Mr T pities himself (soils himself too)
LMAO[:D]