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World's meanest animal

Flyin_PaulieFlyin_Paulie Member Posts: 857 ✭✭✭✭
edited May 2006 in General Discussion
Festus and Henry were hunting deer up in the mountains one day. During lunch the conversation centered on, "What is the meanest animal?". Festus insisted that, "a double gator is the worst". Henry replied, " I've never heard of one. What do they look like"? "They have a gator head on each end and no *", Festus said. "Well, how do they go to the bathroom?" said Henry. Festus replied, "They don't, that's what makes them so danmmed mean".[:I][:D]

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  • Horse Plains DrifterHorse Plains Drifter Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 40,226 ***** Forums Admin
    edited November -1
  • tsavo303tsavo303 Member Posts: 8,913 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    How did David Blane crap when he was in that fishbowl for a week. That would have been really gross to see turds floating with him![xx(]
  • dogmandogman Member Posts: 177 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by tsavo303
    How did David Blane crap when he was in that fishbowl for a week. That would have been really gross to see turds floating with him![xx(]

    As far as I'm concerned, there was one turd floating in there already.
  • GuvamintCheeseGuvamintCheese Member Posts: 38,932
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by dogman
    quote:Originally posted by tsavo303
    How did David Blane crap when he was in that fishbowl for a week. That would have been really gross to see turds floating with him![xx(]

    As far as I'm concerned, there was one turd floating in there already.

    X-ring.
    Whats funny is that everyone thinks he was in that thing for 7 days. Hes an illusionist, not a superhero. He is Wierd too.
  • Colonel PlinkColonel Plink Member Posts: 16,460
    edited November -1
    Apparently, Festus never met my first wife.
  • temblortemblor Member Posts: 2,153 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Colonel Plink
    Apparently, Festus never met my first wife.

    [:D][:D]
  • bobskibobski Member Posts: 17,866 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    aside from the joke, the meanist animal is an abused dog; because, they take after their masters....[;)]
    Retired Naval Aviation
    Former Member U.S. Navy Shooting Team
    Former NSSA All American
    Navy Distinguished Pistol Shot
    MO, CT, VA.
  • johalljohall Member Posts: 1,085 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    from what i herd the hippo is the meanest animal. kills or mames more peaople every year then any other animal.
  • lazeruslazerus Member Posts: 1,950 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    The meanest animal in the world is Man.
  • mrseatlemrseatle Member Posts: 15,467 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    African Grey Parrot is like a mini T-rex
  • spryorspryor Member Posts: 9,155
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by johall
    from what i herd the hippo is the meanest animal. kills or mames more peaople every year then any other animal.


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  • He DogHe Dog Member Posts: 51,593 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    When I heard that joke, oh about 35 years ago, it was a crocagator. You can fill in the rest.

    Mean is a meaningless concept when talking about animals. Most loathsome things I know are ticks. Most predatory are solpugids (called sun spiders), little almost robotic things that will eat half their weight in one sitting.
  • spryorspryor Member Posts: 9,155
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by He Dog
    When I heard that joke, oh about 35 years ago, it was a crocagator. You can fill in the rest.

    Mean is a meaningless concept when talking about animals. Most loathsome things I know are ticks. Most predatory are solpugids (called sun spiders), little almost robotic things that will eat half their weight in one sitting.


    From what I hear Badgers aren't to be ruled out either.
  • JesseLeeJesseLee Member Posts: 1,032 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Don't tell my wife but I thought that I married the worlds meanest.
  • Spider7115Spider7115 Member Posts: 29,704 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Ya know what's meaner than a pit bull with aids?

    The guy who GAVE it to him! [:D]
  • nyforesternyforester Member Posts: 2,575 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Wolverine
    Abort Cuomo
  • Bert H.Bert H. Member Posts: 11,281 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by lazerus
    The meanest animal in the world is WoMan.


    Now it is correct![}:)]

    WACA Historian & Life Member

  • Spider7115Spider7115 Member Posts: 29,704 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Bert H.
    quote:Originally posted by lazerus
    The meanest animal in the world is WoMan.


    Now it is correct![}:)]

    You're right, Bert. I'll cast my vote for Hillary Clinton.
    hilary.jpg
  • Aspen79seAspen79se Member Posts: 4,707
    edited November -1
    Hippos are the most dangerous on the African continent. The most dangerous in the world? That I do not know.
  • 1911a1-fan1911a1-fan Member Posts: 51,193 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    a hippo can kill a adult crocodile in one bite

    cruelest animal is man
  • wanted manwanted man Member Posts: 3,276
    edited November -1
    Meanest.........................Man, without a doubt

    Badgers and Wolverines (basically the same ) are critters you just DO NOT want to fawke with. They're soooooooo vicious (fighting) that when they square off against each other it rarely comes to an actual fight ............when they do it's not UN-common for BOTH participants to die as a result
    Animal Channel[:D]


    BTW: Growing up here, in Wisconsin,I have seen the occasional Badger, they ARE NOT afraid of ANYTHING or anybody and when they open that MOUTH!!![:0]
  • He DogHe Dog Member Posts: 51,593 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Badgers and wolverines are both mustelids, but they are no where near the same. Badger-fossorial, limited home range. Wolverine-arboreal, home range of several square miles. And, Wolverines play. As in rolling down grassy hill sides.
  • Bert H.Bert H. Member Posts: 11,281 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Spider7115
    quote:Originally posted by Bert H.
    quote:Originally posted by lazerus
    The meanest animal in the world is WoMan.


    Now it is correct![}:)]

    You're right, Bert. I'll cast my vote for Hillary Clinton.
    hilary.jpg


    I will add my vote for her the being UGLIEST woman in public office (at least in the post Janet Reno era)[xx(]

    WACA Historian & Life Member

  • scottm21166scottm21166 Member Posts: 20,723
    edited November -1
    Tazmanian devil. ounce for ounce the butt bitenist screaminist most vile creature to ever tear its mate in half. And ugly to boot they are two sandwich eating flea ridden bolts of pigslopped lightning with an attitude straight from the hells own damnation.(hense the name). when they set to caterwallin the dead rise, the livinbg run and all the demons howl along...I think hyenas laugh a little quieter black widows divorce amicably and Mr T pities himself (soils himself too)
  • Aspen79seAspen79se Member Posts: 4,707
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by scottm21166
    Tazmanian devil. ounce for ounce the butt bitenist screaminist most vile creature to ever tear its mate in half. And ugly to boot they are two sandwich eating flea ridden bolts of pigslopped lightning with an attitude straight from the hells own damnation.(hense the name). when they set to caterwallin the dead rise, the livinbg run and all the demons howl along...I think hyenas laugh a little quieter black widows divorce amicably and Mr T pities himself (soils himself too)


    Yes, but Chuck Norris laughs a little louder.
  • dogmandogman Member Posts: 177 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by scottm21166
    Tazmanian devil. ounce for ounce the butt bitenist screaminist most vile creature to ever tear its mate in half. And ugly to boot they are two sandwich eating flea ridden bolts of pigslopped lightning with an attitude straight from the hells own damnation.(hense the name). when they set to caterwallin the dead rise, the livinbg run and all the demons howl along...I think hyenas laugh a little quieter black widows divorce amicably and Mr T pities himself (soils himself too)

    LMAO[:D]
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