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Estate Planning
woodshed87
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ESTATE PLANNING 101
When Don found out he was going to inherit a fortune
when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a
woman to enjoy it with.
So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he
spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he
walked up to her, "but in just a week or two, my
father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening
and, three days later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much smarter than men.[:D]
When Don found out he was going to inherit a fortune
when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a
woman to enjoy it with.
So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he
spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he
walked up to her, "but in just a week or two, my
father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening
and, three days later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much smarter than men.[:D]
Comments
My daughter walked into the living room and said,
"Dad, do not pay off my college tuition loan, cancel my allowance, throw
away all my clothes and take my iPhone and laptop.
In addition, please take all of my jewelry to the Salvation Army.
Then, sell my car, take my front door key away from me and lock me out of your >house.
Then, disown me and never talk to me again.
And, don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to anyone you choose.""
"Holy Smokes," replied the friend, "She actually said that?"
The father replied: "Well, she didn't actually put it quite like that.
What she said was, "Dad, meet my new boyfriend, Mohammed.
" We're going to work together on Hillary's 2016 election campaign."