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The ECONOMY IS SO BAD.....
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The ECONOMY IS SO BAD.....
1) CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
2) Jewish women are marrying for love.
3) Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes.
4) Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
5) Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer and Citigroup.
6) McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
7) Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their
children's names.
8) A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico.
9) The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
10) Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
11) People in Africa are donating money to Americans.
12) Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "Finish your plate,
do you know how many kids are starving in the US?"
13) Motel Six won't leave the light on.
14) The Mafia is laying off judges.
15) And finally...Congress says they are looking into this Bernard
Madoff scandal. Hey, neat...the guy who made $50 billion
disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear. [:D]
1) CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
2) Jewish women are marrying for love.
3) Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes.
4) Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
5) Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer and Citigroup.
6) McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
7) Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their
children's names.
8) A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico.
9) The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
10) Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
11) People in Africa are donating money to Americans.
12) Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "Finish your plate,
do you know how many kids are starving in the US?"
13) Motel Six won't leave the light on.
14) The Mafia is laying off judges.
15) And finally...Congress says they are looking into this Bernard
Madoff scandal. Hey, neat...the guy who made $50 billion
disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear. [:D]
Comments
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4-ouncer.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh great!! The guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 trillion disappear!
And, finally...
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.