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maternity ward jammed up
savage170
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A doctor is doing the rounds of a maternity ward. "And when is Mrs. Smith's baby due?" he asks the nurse.
"The 5th of September," replies the nurse.
"I see," says the doctor, "And how about Mrs.Jones?"
"She's due on the 5th too," replies the nurse.
"And Mrs.Evans?" says the doctor.
"She's also due on the 5th," says the nurse.
"And, don't tell me Mrs. Brown is due on the 5th as well," says the doctor.
"I don't think so," replies the nurse. "She didn't go to the company picnic."
"The 5th of September," replies the nurse.
"I see," says the doctor, "And how about Mrs.Jones?"
"She's due on the 5th too," replies the nurse.
"And Mrs.Evans?" says the doctor.
"She's also due on the 5th," says the nurse.
"And, don't tell me Mrs. Brown is due on the 5th as well," says the doctor.
"I don't think so," replies the nurse. "She didn't go to the company picnic."
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Always had big Stock tanks full of Ice Cold beer and usually a dance and about 9 months later you could always count the new Catholics.
Funny but true and if you could stand at the makeshift Bar you could buy a Ice cold Beer and we loved that and made the rounds to all the little towns Harvest Festivals