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Feeding the aligator
jc_crazyhorse
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An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. It had
a large pond in the back that was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed
it up nicely with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach
trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond to look it over,
as he hadn't been there in a while. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring
back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and
laughing with glee. As he approached, he saw it was a bunch of young women
skinny dipping in his pond. As he made the women aware of his presence, they
all swam quickly to the deep end. One woman shouted to him, "We're not
coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked
or make you get out of the pond naked!" Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm
here to feed the alligator."
Moral: Some old men can still think fast.
a large pond in the back that was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed
it up nicely with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach
trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond to look it over,
as he hadn't been there in a while. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring
back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and
laughing with glee. As he approached, he saw it was a bunch of young women
skinny dipping in his pond. As he made the women aware of his presence, they
all swam quickly to the deep end. One woman shouted to him, "We're not
coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked
or make you get out of the pond naked!" Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm
here to feed the alligator."
Moral: Some old men can still think fast.