Fred Sanford Quotes

SP45

Rather than Archie Bunker quotes how about Fred Sanford from Sanford and Sons. My favorite is Fred to Aunt Ester; I'll stick your face in some dough and make some gorilla cookies.

ladyhunter

this is the big one

Captplaid

Tell him in Puerto Rican - "Goat-o, get out of el house-o."

Captplaid

Lamont Sanford: This house was always damp, even my bed was damp.
Fred Sanford: Now you can't go blaming that on me.

Floyd621

I'm Coming To Join You Elizabeth.
Back To Your Cave, Bat.

Sav99

Heres a Fred G. Sanford soundboard for your listening entertainment and/or prank phone calls.

http://www.realmofdarkness.net/sounds/foxx/foxx-soundboard-3.htm

LesWVa

Donna his girlfriend at the time coming from a movie.

"Yea that PG must mean PRETTY GOOD.."

nyforester

"You got any Ripple"

The Dutchman

Fred G. Sanford...the "G" is for Guadalcanl.

breddyrrt

Aunt Ester... Fred would you like to donate some money to help build a new wing on the church? Fred... Give them one of your wings...bat.