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People Are Smart!
Captplaid
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My wife got a 911 call at work the other day. A woman is in a near panic. Two stray dogs wandered in her yard and almost attacked her dog and her children almost went outside to play.
She wants the police to come out.
The dogs are gone. Her dog was not attacked. Her children were safe.
My wife suggests the woman get a fence for her yard.
The woman indicates she has a fence. The dogs went under the fence.
My wife asks what kind of dogs are these.
Minerature Doberman Pinchers.
So these scary minature doberman pinchers are gone. She's keeping her children inside the house, and she wants the police.
People are stupid.
She wants the police to come out.
The dogs are gone. Her dog was not attacked. Her children were safe.
My wife suggests the woman get a fence for her yard.
The woman indicates she has a fence. The dogs went under the fence.
My wife asks what kind of dogs are these.
Minerature Doberman Pinchers.
So these scary minature doberman pinchers are gone. She's keeping her children inside the house, and she wants the police.
People are stupid.
Comments
It's job security, and I thank God for stupid people.
It's easy:
Get a baseball bat, walk outside, and slug them into next week. There - problem solved.
Stupid people keep us in business.
It's job security, and I thank God for stupid people.
You and me both!
quote:Originally posted by nunn
Stupid people keep us in business.
It's job security, and I thank God for stupid people.
You and me both!
I'm hip.
Don
When you catch one snarling, throw some pepper in their mouth, if that dont make them run i dont know what does! Sure made my grandmas black lab leave the telephone wires alone
Manhood eating lapdogs, that thought scares me a little bit.
Kinda like the rabbit in Monty Pythons Holy Grail, but lower.
Capt, I wish you had qualified that so it did not include you and me.
quote:Originally posted by nunn
Stupid people keep us in business.
It's job security, and I thank God for stupid people.
You and me both!
Ya gotta love the brutally honest folk!
But anywho, whenever I see stories like this I always wonder what the heck these people would do in a really stressful situation, like if the dishwasher started flooding or something.