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What are your thoughts on midget tossing?
westernMDhunter
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Would you tune in to a televised event consisting of the throwing of paid dwarfs/midgets over the age of 18? Would you be willing to travel to watch it in person?
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Will they be neckid? Don
They will need a vest/harness and a helmet.
quote:Originally posted by dcon12
Will they be neckid? Don
They will need a vest/harness and a helmet.
So I guess picking them up by the short hairs won't cut it! Don
quote:Originally posted by westernMDhunter
quote:Originally posted by dcon12
Will they be neckid? Don
They will need a vest/harness and a helmet.
So I guess picking them up by the short hairs won't cut it! Don
[:D]Some of them are heavy and awkward to throw. You'll get more leverage with the vest and helmet.
quote:Originally posted by dcon12
quote:Originally posted by westernMDhunter
quote:Originally posted by dcon12
Will they be neckid? Don
They will need a vest/harness and a helmet.
So I guess picking them up by the short hairs won't cut it! Don
[:D]Some of them are heavy and awkward to throw. You'll get more leverage with the vest and helmet.
I don't like wearing a vest let alone a helmet! Don
I have been on the receiving end of that since they first started showing it on TV . anything to do with vertically challenged .
always wanting to know If I am going to start a new job of being thrown ( the answer is no,, but then I have had no offers [:D][:D])
I get the short end of the deal . just a few of the popular nick names I have but after 58 years I know any new show involving a short fellow I will hear about it [:D][:D]
munchkin
oompa loompa
tattoo ( fantasy island )
mini me ( from Austin powers
quote:Originally posted by westernMDhunter
quote:Originally posted by dcon12
quote:Originally posted by westernMDhunter
quote:Originally posted by dcon12
Will they be neckid? Don
They will need a vest/harness and a helmet.
So I guess picking them up by the short hairs won't cut it! Don
[:D]Some of them are heavy and awkward to throw. You'll get more leverage with the vest and helmet.
I don't like wearing a vest let alone a helmet! Don
How about suspenders?
[V][V][V][:(] [:I][:I][:D][:D]
I have been on the receiving end of that since they first started showing it on TV . anything to do with vertically challenged .
always wanting to know If I am going to start a new job of being thrown ( the answer is no,, but then I have had no offers [:D][:D])
I get the short end of the deal . just a few of the popular nick names I have but after 58 years I know any new show involving a short fellow I will hear about it [:D][:D]
munchkin
oompa loompa
tattoo ( fantasy island )
mini me ( from Austin powers
Strike while the iron is hot. This thing could take off with NASCAR viewership dwindling the opportunity is here now. How would you like to be known as Ditch-Runner two time dwarf throwing champion. You'll be signing guitars, cars, guns and other stuff that has absolutely no connection to dwarf throwing.
Nice helmets. Safety always comes first.
If the midgets want to be tossed, who the hell cares?
Exactly. The people that care the most have obviously never thrown a midget.
what they can hold on to with out being beaten and robbed they keep, its all they get that month nothing else coming there way . no rules winner(s) take all the leftovers will be used for body parts .
local population votes who goes in each month
quote:Originally posted by fordsix
i am offended and should ban all midgets
I would pay to see the monthly welfare group tossed into a arena and toss in cash lets go with 20.00 bills, and a bag full of base ball bats
what they can hold on to with out being beaten and robbed they keep, its all they get that month nothing else coming there way . no rules winner(s) take all the leftovers will be used for body parts .
local population votes who goes in each month
That's a wonderful idea also. The Libs would shut that down quick though. So I'd be back to square one in no time. This midget thing is gonna get Rollin'.
I'd buy box seats
Thats what I like to hear. Should be a great view of midgets being launched like cupcakes at Rosie O'Donells face in a Betty Crocker all you can eat cupcake buffet.
i am offended and should ban all midgets
Tickets are half price for the first year if that sways your decision any.
I did the midget bowling at Sturgis last year and watched the midget wrestling while downing Jack & Cokes [:D]
Nothing like launching a midget down the lane and not caring whether you hit any pins ain't it? Most of the time I aim for the gutter.
[V][V][V][:(] [:I][:I][:D][:D]
I have been on the receiving end of that since they first started showing it on TV . anything to do with vertically challenged .
always wanting to know If I am going to start a new job of being thrown ( the answer is no,, but then I have had no offers [:D][:D])
I get the short end of the deal . just a few of the popular nick names I have but after 58 years I know any new show involving a short fellow I will hear about it [:D][:D]
munchkin
oompa loompa
tattoo ( fantasy island )
mini me ( from Austin powers
so are you vertically challenged ?
I want to Know Do you Use 2 Fingers Or Three[}:)]
The rules are very strict and the number of fingers used is not in the rule book. The rules go like this first you step up to the line. There will be five midgets to choose from. You pick the midget you want to throw, make sure his helmet is on tight, take a three step run and throw that little son of a gun as far as possible. That's it.
I'm not sure, the jockeys out at the track didn't seem to like it all
Always remove them from the pony before throwing.
I worked with a fellow 6'9" he would sing "short people got no reason to live ". when he was trying to get me going .. great guy to work with made the time pass fast .. He had a sense of humor as big as he was ( funny his his wife was 5'2" [:0])
quote:Originally posted by fordsix
i am offended and should ban all midgets
I dated a gal that was 4'9". She'd overhear someone comment on how tiny she was she'd turn and tell them "I'm not short, I'm fun size".
Will they be neckid? Don
Banana hammock and a helmet only. You in???????
quote:Originally posted by woodshed87
I want to Know Do you Use 2 Fingers Or Three[}:)]
The rules are very strict and the number of fingers used is not in the rule book. The rules go like this first you step up to the line. There will be five midgets to choose from. You pick the midget you want to throw, make sure his helmet is on tight, take a three step run and throw that little son of a gun as far as possible. That's it.
Would the rules allow for a hammer throw type toss?...that would make things a little more exciting.
quote:Originally posted by 1911a1-fan
quote:Originally posted by Ditch-Runner
[V][V][V][:(] [:I][:I][:D][:D]
I have been on the receiving end of that since they first started showing it on TV . anything to do with vertically challenged .
always wanting to know If I am going to start a new job of being thrown ( the answer is no,, but then I have had no offers [:D][:D])
I get the short end of the deal . just a few of the popular nick names I have but after 58 years I know any new show involving a short fellow I will hear about it [:D][:D]
munchkin
oompa loompa
tattoo ( fantasy island )
mini me ( from Austin powers
so are you vertically challenged ?
quote:Originally posted by westernMDhunter
quote:Originally posted by woodshed87
I want to Know Do you Use 2 Fingers Or Three[}:)]
The rules are very strict and the number of fingers used is not in the rule book. The rules go like this first you step up to the line. There will be five midgets to choose from. You pick the midget you want to throw, make sure his helmet is on tight, take a three step run and throw that little son of a gun as far as possible. That's it.
Would the rules allow for a hammer throw type toss?...that would make things a little more exciting.
This is a serious midget throwing thread. If you think a hammer throw will get more distance by all means set that little bugger flying.
when I visited Japan ( company trip for a month ) I fit right in with the natives [:D][:D][:D]
quote:Originally posted by 1911a1-fan
quote:Originally posted by Ditch-Runner
[V][V][V][:(] [:I][:I][:D][:D]
I have been on the receiving end of that since they first started showing it on TV . anything to do with vertically challenged .
always wanting to know If I am going to start a new job of being thrown ( the answer is no,, but then I have had no offers [:D][:D])
I get the short end of the deal . just a few of the popular nick names I have but after 58 years I know any new show involving a short fellow I will hear about it [:D][:D]
munchkin
oompa loompa
tattoo ( fantasy island )
mini me ( from Austin powers
so are you vertically challenged ?
Are you happy with your current job or do you want to be tossed like a human missile?
We live in a progressive nation
quote:Originally posted by reloader44mag
quote:Originally posted by westernMDhunter
quote:Originally posted by woodshed87
I want to Know Do you Use 2 Fingers Or Three[}:)]
The rules are very strict and the number of fingers used is not in the rule book. The rules go like this first you step up to the line. There will be five midgets to choose from. You pick the midget you want to throw, make sure his helmet is on tight, take a three step run and throw that little son of a gun as far as possible. That's it.
Would the rules allow for a hammer throw type toss?...that would make things a little more exciting.
This is a serious midget throwing thread. If you think a hammer throw will get more distance by all means set that little bugger flying.
Be careful...don't forget what happened to my serious gun thread[V]
i am only good for 3 throws, and if there is finals i am just tuckered out...in my younger days i was able to do the 1 hand toss-DISCUS style, but now i use the 2 hand method taught to me by a bar bouncer. collar and belt with 2 spins.
No finals. Each person gets to throw one midget, the person who tosses the midget the furthest wins. In the event of a tie whoever threw the heaviest midget wins. In the unlikely event that both competitors threw the same midget, we'll draw straws.
quote:Originally posted by westernMDhunter
quote:Originally posted by reloader44mag
quote:Originally posted by westernMDhunter
quote:Originally posted by woodshed87
I want to Know Do you Use 2 Fingers Or Three[}:)]
The rules are very strict and the number of fingers used is not in the rule book. The rules go like this first you step up to the line. There will be five midgets to choose from. You pick the midget you want to throw, make sure his helmet is on tight, take a three step run and throw that little son of a gun as far as possible. That's it.
Would the rules allow for a hammer throw type toss?...that would make things a little more exciting.
This is a serious midget throwing thread. If you think a hammer throw will get more distance by all means set that little bugger flying.
Be careful...don't forget what happened to my serious gun thread[V]
I remember it like it was yesterday. Sad day indeed.
when I visited Japan ( company trip for a month ) I fit right in with the natives [:D][:D][:D]
quote:Originally posted by 1911a1-fan
quote:Originally posted by Ditch-Runner
[V][V][V][:(] [:I][:I][:D][:D]
I have been on the receiving end of that since they first started showing it on TV . anything to do with vertically challenged .
always wanting to know If I am going to start a new job of being thrown ( the answer is no,, but then I have had no offers [:D][:D])
I get the short end of the deal . just a few of the popular nick names I have but after 58 years I know any new show involving a short fellow I will hear about it [:D][:D]
munchkin
oompa loompa
tattoo ( fantasy island )
mini me ( from Austin powers
so are you vertically challenged ?
so your really big in china [:D]