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R U democrat, republican or red neck?

alledanalledan Member Posts: 19,541
edited October 2008 in General Discussion
Here is a little test that will help you decide.

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

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Democrat's Answer


Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor? Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think? What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1 ?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. Bush and Cheney and all their minions are idiots! It's all their fault!!!

This is all so confusing!

I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus.

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!

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Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click....
(sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click


Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?'

Son: 'You got him, Pop! Can I shoot the next one?'

Wife: 'You are not taking that to the taxidermist.

Comments

  • KEVD18KEVD18 Member Posts: 15,037
    edited November -1
    why do only load your mags with 9 rounds?
    why didnt you have one piped for the first volley, thus giving you 10rds?
  • KEVD18KEVD18 Member Posts: 15,037
    edited November -1
    well i suppose if you're carrying a 27 with unmodified mags, 9 makes sense
  • BlackgunsBlackguns Member Posts: 496 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
  • MMOMEQ-55MMOMEQ-55 Member Posts: 13,134
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by alledan
    Here is a little test that will help you decide.

    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

    You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

    What do you do?




    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Democrat's Answer


    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

    Does the man look poor? Or oppressed?

    Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

    Could we run away?

    What does my wife think? What about the kids?

    Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

    What does the law say about this situation?

    Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

    Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

    Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

    Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

    If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

    Should I call 9-1-1 ?

    Why is this street so deserted?

    We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. Bush and Cheney and all their minions are idiots! It's all their fault!!!

    This is all so confusing!

    I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Republican's Answer:

    BANG!

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Redneck's Answer:

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click....
    (sounds of reloading)

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click


    Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?'

    Son: 'You got him, Pop! Can I shoot the next one?'

    Wife: 'You are not taking that to the taxidermist.





    LMAO
  • Dakota308Dakota308 Member Posts: 4,162
    edited November -1
    would have only heard 8 rounds from me[;)][;)][:D]


    praise the hardball
  • redhead71redhead71 Member Posts: 2,337 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Dakota308
    would have only heard 8 rounds from me[;)][;)][:D]


    praise the hardball
    +1 1911 ALL THE WAY!!
  • spanielsellsspanielsells Member Posts: 12,498
    edited November -1
    Naw. Why would I want to carry a GLock?

    I only need one shot. It doesn't go "BANG" it goes "KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!"

    I only need one shot because it blows the head clean off.

    I'd also start looking around for the bad guy's friends.
  • oldnbaldoldnbald Member Posts: 3,578
    edited November -1
    REDNECK!!!!!!!
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