Dad at the Mall

TooBig

DAD AT THE MALL.
>
> I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We
> decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a
> teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all
> different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at
> him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
>
> When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the
> matter old man, never done anything wild n your life?'
>
> Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke
> on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style
> he did not bat an eye in his response, 'Got drunk once and had sex with
> a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'[:D][:D][}:)][8][:0]
>
>

gumbydamnit

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

spryor

quote:Originally posted by gumbydamnit
[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
x 2

Dakota308

your dad must have been a boyscout, always prepared. [:D]


made my day

41 nut

Danged good one. Nearly make me choke a mouthful of coke over everything. [:p] [:p]

frog21

Now thats funny.

watrulookinat

Thanks for the laugh.[:D]

bamafan

Good One. NEarly spewed coffee all over the screen. [:D][:D][:D][:D]