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A wonderful bed time story for all the guys
ltcdoty
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Once upon a time, a pilot asked a beautiful princess, "Will you marry me?"
The princess said, "No!"
And the pilot lived happily ever after and flew jets all over the world and drove hot cars
and chased skinny long-legged big-breasted flight attendants and hunted and fished
and went to topless bars and dated women half his age and drank Weihenstephaner German beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and ate cold leftover meals, potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was cool as hell and when he retired he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
The end.
Sent to me by my brother who is going through a divorce......
The princess said, "No!"
And the pilot lived happily ever after and flew jets all over the world and drove hot cars
and chased skinny long-legged big-breasted flight attendants and hunted and fished
and went to topless bars and dated women half his age and drank Weihenstephaner German beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and ate cold leftover meals, potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was cool as hell and when he retired he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
The end.
Sent to me by my brother who is going through a divorce......
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A friend at work was going through a divorce.
He said " The next time I think about getting married, I'll just find a woman that hates my guts and buy her a house."