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Chuck norris
auctionplug
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I saw a shirt this morning that said, "Chuck does all my stunts." It had a picture of him flying in the air. I thought of the forums when I saw that shirt.
Chuck Norris does everybody's stunts.
Chuck Norris does everybody's stunts.
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http://chucknorrisisgod.com/
Wonder if any of this is true?
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Or one of my personal favorite(s): There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Or: chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding.
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/all-chuck-norris-facts
The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once played Russian Roulette with a muzzleloader and won.
If Chuck Norris punched you, you would have to fight off the urge to thank him
Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral
When Chuck Norris drinks to much alcohol he doesn't get alcohol poisoning, the alcohol gets Chuck Norris poisoning...
When Chuck Norris goes on a picnic, the ants bring him food.
JM[:D]
Too old to live...too young to die...
My former karate instructor described Norris as having "ice cream punches."
Only because ice cream, being a semi-solid, is the only thing that can survive a Chuck Norris punch.
My former karate instructor described Norris as having "ice cream punches."...but only after looking over his shoulder to make sure he wasn't anywhere around. [;)]
Too old to live...too young to die...
That truck is now known as Optimus Prime!
dgac
I was in an anger management course once, and guess who showed up in drag?
Yup....Chuckie baby himself.....[:D]
I called him a sissy, and he just sat there. [^]
Aren't you lucky he was taking the class seriously....[:D]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDUQW8LUMs8
Chuck Norris is sooo fast...He can run around the word and punch himself twice in the back off his head.