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A Sense of Humor
victorj19
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Sign in a Shoe Repair Store
We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you.
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Sign over a Gynaecologist?s Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix.?
?
In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels.?
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
You've come to the right place.?
?
On a Plumber's truck :
"We repair what your husband fixed.?
?
On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.?
?
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout.?
?
On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts.?
?
In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.?
?
On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push.?
?
At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.?
?
Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.?
?
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!?
?
At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.?
?
In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.?
?
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait.?
?
At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank Heaven for little grills.?
?
In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak.?
?
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you.
?
Sign over a Gynaecologist?s Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix.?
?
In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels.?
?
On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
?
At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
You've come to the right place.?
?
On a Plumber's truck :
"We repair what your husband fixed.?
?
On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.?
?
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout.?
?
On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts.?
?
In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.?
?
On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push.?
?
At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.?
?
Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.?
?
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!?
?
At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.?
?
In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.?
?
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait.?
?
At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank Heaven for little grills.?
?
In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak.?
?
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
Comments
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