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We are in Deep DoDo

TooBigTooBig Member Posts: 28,559 ✭✭✭
edited January 2017 in General Discussion
Subject: Fw: We Are In Deep DoDo !!!!!!!!
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We are in trouble...

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The
population of this country is 300 million.


160
million are retired.



That leaves 140 million to do the
work.


There are 85 million in school.




Which leaves 55 million to do the work.





Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal
government.




Leaving 20 million to do the work.




2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied
with killing TERRORISTS !!

Which leaves 17.2
million to do the work.




Take from that total the 15.8
million people who work for state and city
Governments. And that
leaves 1.4 million to do the work.




At any given
time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.



Leaving
1,212,000 to do the work.



Now, there are 1,211,998 people
in prisons.





That leaves just two people to do the
work.





You and me.



And there
you are,



Sitting on your *,




At your computer, reading jokes..



Nice. Real nice,

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DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING?!!!
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Comments

  • Old-ColtsOld-Colts Member Posts: 22,697 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Both of you need to get back to work and stop whining; I need my retirement check so I can buy some wine!

    If you can't feel the music; it's only pink noise!

  • remingtonoaksremingtonoaks Member Posts: 26,245 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Now now, it only took me a fraction of the time to read it (and I read it while using the men's room when I couldn't do any work) as it did for you to research It and write it down. So that should tell you that YOU ARE the leak in the payroll, not me! Now quit being such a slacker and get back to work, I'm tired of carrying 29,999,999 people on my back!!!
  • droptopdroptop Member Posts: 8,363 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Luckily there are: 323,995,528 (July 2016 est.). in the U.S. so you can join with the other 23.995.528 folks who might be CAPABLE of working.

    The more people, the less the national debt is per person. Don't work so hard it leaves no time for making new workers.
  • montanajoemontanajoe Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 60,162 ******
    edited November -1
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  • mogley98mogley98 Member Posts: 18,291 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Dang it busted me.

    Sadly that is closer to the truth then false
    Why don't we go to school and work on the weekends and take the week off!
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