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APPLES AND WINE..
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APPLES AND WINE...
Women are like apples on trees. The very best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground which arent as good but easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree to reach the best apple.
Now men,....ahhhhh they are like a fine wine.
They begin as grapes, and is up to the women to stomp the poop out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
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Women are like apples on trees. The very best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground which arent as good but easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree to reach the best apple.
Now men,....ahhhhh they are like a fine wine.
They begin as grapes, and is up to the women to stomp the poop out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
[:o)][:o)][:o)][:o)]
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Of course, I had to slap her a few times to get her to stop laughing ! (Yeah, right)
Thanks---Peabo
Nothing. You already explained it to her twice.
Throw the bit woman a shovel.
.......to teach women to walk upright.
Maybe the younger women, but the older ones are more like expired grape's.