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Comeback's was this you Nunn
arraflipper
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A friend in Texas sent me this one and I first thought of Nunn, right away.
BEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR
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> If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as > sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense > attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine > the policeman's credibility..
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> Q: 'Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'
> A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the > description of the offender, running several blocks away.'
> Q: 'Officer -- who provided this description?'
> A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.'
> Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called > offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?'
> A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.'
> Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a > room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily > duties?'
> A: 'Yes sir, we do!'
> Q: ' And do you have a locker in the room?'
> A: 'Yes sir, I do.'
> Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'
> A: 'Yes sir.'
> Q: 'Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with > your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you > share with these same officers?'
> A: 'You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, > and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'
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> The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was > called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's > 'Best Comeback' line -- and we think he'll win.
BEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR
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> If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as > sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense > attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine > the policeman's credibility..
>
> Q: 'Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'
> A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the > description of the offender, running several blocks away.'
> Q: 'Officer -- who provided this description?'
> A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.'
> Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called > offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?'
> A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.'
> Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a > room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily > duties?'
> A: 'Yes sir, we do!'
> Q: ' And do you have a locker in the room?'
> A: 'Yes sir, I do.'
> Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'
> A: 'Yes sir.'
> Q: 'Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with > your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you > share with these same officers?'
> A: 'You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, > and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'
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> The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was > called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's > 'Best Comeback' line -- and we think he'll win.
Comments
hahahahahahahaha!!!!
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Why would anyone escort a lawyer there?
Nunn does not live in Broke Back Mountain, Texas.
Why would anyone escort a lawyer there?
They didn't.
He fell.
I don't have a lock on my locker, but the locker room is in the secured area of our building, and no lawyers can get in there unescorted.
So are you one of the escorts???[:D][:D][:D][:D]You hoe
Take care!!!!
Jim