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Is your love-one well endowed

walliewallie Member Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭
edited March 2015 in General Discussion
When my mail ordered bride came, I didn't know if she was walking front wards or back wards.
Then I seen this advertisement and I've been a happy man ever since.




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  • spasmcreekspasmcreek Member Posts: 37,717 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    if your bride sees this entry, life as you know it could be over
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  • Rocky RaabRocky Raab Member Posts: 14,497 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    My theory is that when you've seen two, you've seen them all.


    And I eagerly strive to see as many as I can to prove it.
    I may be a bit crazy - but I didn't drive myself.
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  • dcs shootersdcs shooters Member Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I as always told, "anything over a mouth full is a waste" [:0]
    It was proved wrong as they make good play things [}:)][:D]
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  • ChrisInTempeChrisInTempe Member Posts: 15,562 ✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by wallie
    When my mail ordered bride came, I didn't know if she was walking front wards or back wards.
    Then I seen this advertisement and I've been a happy man ever since.




    [?]


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  • babunbabun Member Posts: 11,038 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Be careful there boys....

    That question works for either gender.
    [B)][:0][:0][:0]
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  • e8gme8gm Member Posts: 1,277 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    What's the difference between surplus and excess?




































    Excess is anything you can't get your hand around. Surplus is the one on the right.
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  • grdad45grdad45 Member Posts: 5,381 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I have to wonder WHAT he was looking for when he found that! Google "tatas"?[}:)]
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  • MobuckMobuck Member Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    This would be a great follow-up for that bucket of "Lard-Be-Gone" that I got her for Christmas.
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  • fideaufideau Member Posts: 11,895 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Yep.[8D]
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  • Mk 19Mk 19 Member Posts: 8,170
    edited November -1
    The French feel that the perfect size breast fits in a wine glass.

    The Germans feel that the perfect size breast fills a beer stein.

    But us Americans feel that the perfect breast should fill a bath tub.

    Sounds about right to me.
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  • ChrisInTempeChrisInTempe Member Posts: 15,562 ✭
    edited November -1
    Small, Medium or Large are all fine by me. A pretty gal in good health and mind is a delight.

    Gargantuan breasts are a medical affliction, or a psychological one.

    I understand there are some women with natural cartoonishly large breasts. Talking about a size that disables them, I'll not even post links ya'll can Google it. That's a malfunction of their body and I feel sorry for them.

    Then there's the women who have their breasts repeatedly filled and stretched to massive sizes, again cartoonish. To keep the weight down these cannot be filed with silicone implants. They are filled with a sort of "Silly String" product. It's a soft plastic string that fills the stretched pocket. This is a malfunction of their minds, and again I feel sorry for them.
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  • Blade SlingerBlade Slinger Member Posts: 5,891
    edited November -1
    I relate boobs like cake and frosting, if the cake is good you don't need a lot of frosting.
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  • wpagewpage Member Posts: 10,201 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Always like a good bust in the mouth,,,''

    Fun bags are a true gift from God!
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  • OakieOakie Member Posts: 40,565 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I love boobies[:p] My wife hates them. She says they kill her back as she gets older. 34C. Most girls with small ones, want bigger ones and the bigger ones, want small ones. Guys just want to look at all of them[;)] To each his own. I just really love a good pair of eyes on a woman. They are the first thing I look at. My wife has beautiful green eyes.[:)] I always told her that was the first thing that attracted me to her. Not a bad cook either[;)][;)][;)]
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  • GuvamintCheeseGuvamintCheese Member Posts: 38,932 ✭
    edited November -1
    This old sailor still enjoys a motorboat on occasion.
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  • ChrisInTempeChrisInTempe Member Posts: 15,562 ✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by GuvamintCheese
    This old sailor still enjoys a motorboat on occasion.


    [:p] Fun Always [:p]

    On the other hand, when facing a set of Super Tankers one's Motor Boating Skills may not be adequate to the task at hand [:I]
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  • wiz1997wiz1997 Member Posts: 1,051 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    How do you pick out Dolly Parton's kids in a crowd?














    Their the ones with stretch marks on their lips.[:D][:D]
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  • Plain ole bubbaPlain ole bubba Member Posts: 472 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    The eyes are t nipples of the face!
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