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I'm gonna get beat up tonight!
wiplash
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My 10 yr. old Son just dared me to set up an M3 pull release trip fuze to my front walkway to get the Mrs. when she gets home!
I drilled it to accept a Shotgun Primer, and sounds like a .22 when it goes off!
He "Says" that he is going to take the blame! [B)][:D]
I drilled it to accept a Shotgun Primer, and sounds like a .22 when it goes off!
He "Says" that he is going to take the blame! [B)][:D]
There is no such thing as Liberal Men, only Liberal Women with Penises.'
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I'd make damn sure the son did the time... blame or not. [;)]
And if it was me... He would have known that goin' in...
My 10 yr. old Son just dared me to set up an M3 pull release trip fuze to my front walkway to get the Mrs. when she gets home!
I drilled it to accept a Shotgun Primer, and sounds like a .22 when it goes off!
He "Says" that he is going to take the blame! [B)][:D]
Yep Whip And Lash... That should be the end of it.[:D]
Great ammo for a divorce lawyer.
Not smart, don't do it. No laughs are worth that kind of "righteous pissed'off" from someone you claim to love. Bad lesson for the kid too.
Great ammo for a divorce lawyer.
I don't think a divorce lawyer would actually get involved...
Maybe the PD homicide division... but not the divorce lawyer.
If you can't feel the music; it's only pink noise!
BUT...She's on her way, and the Boy is getting nervous [:D]
I should add that my Step-Son is involved too...We both agreed to blame him [:D]
Payback is a Female Dog, and we are all nervous now [:D]
Good luck with that plan.
The boy woosed out, ran up and started hugging her, and my Step Son never seen it coming [:D]
How do women know what spot to hit every single time! I think this bruise is turning into a Blood clot!
The boy woosed out, ran up and started hugging her, and my Step Son never seen it coming [:D]
Women know the spot to hit everytime, and most guys can't even seem to find the correct "spot" when required.
Genetics, I suppose.
How do women know what spot to hit every single time! I think this bruise is turning into a Blood clot!
The boy woosed out, ran up and started hugging her, and my Step Son never seen it coming [:D]
And who was the eldest one involved in that prank?
As I told my middle boy once when he and two cousins got caught...
"You're the eldest... YOU are supposed to set the example. You didn't do that..."
"That's why you'e butt is getting grazed and I'm acting like the lawn mower."
Favorite Quote: Stupid people should not breed
, man what were you thinking.
I wouldn't do that to my wife, you're braver or dumber than I am.
I'll do it! [;)]
I don't accept Paypal though [;)]
If you can't feel the music; it's only pink noise!
I have a good natured, straight forward, all American Women, whom I trust with my Life, and she knows that I would Die protecting her.
Its a good thing to keep her on her toes, ie. watching her surroundings when she is on her own.
When my Daughter in law joined up to fight in Iraq, and told us that she chose her MOS as a Fuel Tank driver, I drove her Crazy with the trip wires.
She came home on leave one time, gave me a big Hug, and thanked me for doing it. She spotted something that didn't look right, and stopped the Convoy to report something suspicous.
It was a huge IUD that would have done a lot of Damage!
I'm feeling pretty Special to have my Wife right now, with all of these negative replies.
Wow, I feel sorry for a lot of you!
I have a good natured, straight forward, all American Women, whom I trust with my Life, and she knows that I would Die protecting her.
Its a good thing to keep her on her toes, ie. watching her surroundings when she is on her own.
When my Daughter in law joined up to fight in Iraq, and told us that she chose her MOS as a Fuel Tank driver, I drove her Crazy with the trip wires.
She came home on leave one time, gave me a big Hug, and thanked me for doing it. She spotted something that didn't look right, and stopped the Convoy to report something suspicous.
It was a huge IUD that would have done a lot of Damage!
I'm feeling pretty Special to have my Wife right now, with all of these negative replies.
IUD.....ummmmm, don't you mean IED. Or maybe Uteruses (uterii?) are bigger over there.[:0][:D]
quote:Originally posted by wiplash
Wow, I feel sorry for a lot of you!
I have a good natured, straight forward, all American Women, whom I trust with my Life, and she knows that I would Die protecting her.
Its a good thing to keep her on her toes, ie. watching her surroundings when she is on her own.
When my Daughter in law joined up to fight in Iraq, and told us that she chose her MOS as a Fuel Tank driver, I drove her Crazy with the trip wires.
She came home on leave one time, gave me a big Hug, and thanked me for doing it. She spotted something that didn't look right, and stopped the Convoy to report something suspicous.
It was a huge IUD that would have done a lot of Damage!
I'm feeling pretty Special to have my Wife right now, with all of these negative replies.
IUD.....ummmmm, don't you mean IED. Or maybe Uteruses (uterii?) are bigger over there.[:0][:D]
[:0][:0][:D][:D]
Anyways, she turned into an IUD, and my Son Divorced her. [;)]
You gonna be lookin over Your shoulder for ever more[:D]
Yep, [:D] She told me this morning that she was going to get me back, that it may be today, tomorrow, or even next month!
She made the 10 yr. old do laundry with her this morning...He's not to happy [:D]
You may want to invest in some body armor and a steel cup.
Good luck (You'll need it!)
Ed
While Mike distracted his dad I slipped a cig out of her pack, and Mike and I loaded it up. He then slipped it back, and set it up on the kitchen table with the loaded one sticking the furthest out. She came into the kitchen about half an hour later, took it from the pack, and lit it while Mike, my sister, and I were playing a board game. We (of course) started to giggle, then a few seconds later "BANG!" [:0] I swear, the cigarette paper was all curled back like in a cartoon, her eyes popped out like VW headlights, and she looked around saying "who what where!" until we fell out of the chairs laughing. MAN she was pissed!
We got sent home, Mike took a bit of a whooping, and even Mikes dad got hollered at for laughing like a hyena at the mess. Ahh, happy times! [:D]
Capt. Jack Sparrow.
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I hope nothing bad happens as a result of this.
Wow. He was really committed to the prank. He just kept filming...[V]
Tom