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One day it is going to happen live on TV

bpostbpost Member Posts: 32,669 ✭✭✭✭
edited August 2012 in General Discussion
During live storm reporting, at some weather ravaged location, during the height of the storm one of the idiots calling themselves reporters is going to catch a sailing 2X4 (or street sign) right through the head. They are going to lay there quivering, dead for all to see LIVE on TV.

Television reporters are not immune to laws of nature, and Darwin.

Get the heck out of the streets and get to shelter like everybody else.

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  • Okie MomOkie Mom Member Posts: 1,234 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Totally Agree. Watch a gal report the news this morning standing in the middle of the street trying very hard to remain standing. I was just waiting for her to be blown off camera!
  • USN_AirdaleUSN_Airdale Member Posts: 2,987
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by bpost
    During live storm reporting, at some weather ravaged location, during the height of the storm one of the idiots calling themselves reporters is going to catch a sailing 2X4 (or street sign) right through the head. They are going to lay there quivering, dead for all to see LIVE on TV.

    Television reporters are not immune to laws of nature, and Darwin.

    Get the heck out of the streets and get to shelter like everybody else.

    heavens NO ! i want to to see that 2X4 slam them down, or recall that Tsunami wave clip where it washed a bunch of japs (?) off a sea wall ? that too would be great, but only if there were a 100+ reporters on that sea wall.[:D] [:D]
  • CaptplaidCaptplaid Member Posts: 20,298 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I will take one geraldo or maybe a shepard.
  • footlongfootlong Member Posts: 8,009
    edited November -1
    Seems when GOD was handing out brains these dudes tought HE said "rain", then ran and hid

    Now they have come out of hiding [:D]
  • select-fireselect-fire Member Posts: 69,527 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
  • CS8161CS8161 Member Posts: 13,596 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I was watching those whackjobs broadcasting in the storm last night and I could not tell if they were exagerating the wind effects or if they were truly getting blown around. I agree, just because it adds drama to their report, doesn't make it smart. If they want to do drama, let them go to Broadway and do some live theater. Bunch of knuckleheads! I would not lose too much sleep if Sheepherd Smith got sucked up into a funnel cloud but I would be upset if Stephanie Abrams from the Weather Channel got taken by a twister, she is hot!
  • GrasshopperGrasshopper Member Posts: 17,041 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    What do you call 100 "reporters" washed out to sea in one wave?






    A start!
  • Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,437 ******
    edited November -1
    So many reporters, so few journalists.
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
  • Rocky RaabRocky Raab Member Posts: 14,497 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    They'll keep doing this idiocy until somebody DOES get killed. And it will happen, sure as shootin'.
    I may be a bit crazy - but I didn't drive myself.
  • HandLoadHandLoad Member Posts: 15,998
    edited November -1
    Nah, Most of them are really weenies. Ever see the clip of Geraldo, Leaning into the Wind, almost falling down when the "Wind Gusts" let up? Then while he is acting so abused by the storm, someone strolls past in the background?

    That is how they broadcast. How seldom do the Spindly Mobile Unit Satellite towers actually lose signal? Not often. That is the indicator of how bad it really is - if they lose Lock on the Satellite, then I might believe it is getting pretty windy.

    They broadcast from places where they can LOOK like they are really "In It", and "Earn Their Bones", but are in reality in some Well-protected place.

    IMHO, of course.
  • HandLoadHandLoad Member Posts: 15,998
    edited November -1
    Jim Cantori, of Weather Channel, is pretty well-Muscled/Fit, and He DID Just step out in a Gale of around 50 MPH - it WAS "In The Weather". But that is an exception, in my experience.
  • TooBigTooBig Member Posts: 28,559 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Will you miss them when their gone NOT me
  • dcs shootersdcs shooters Member Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Sure would like to see that obnoxious today show weatherman get blown away for good [^]
    BUT he's too damn fat [:0]
  • Leeroy JenkinsLeeroy Jenkins Member Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by CS8161
    I was watching those whackjobs broadcasting in the storm last night and I could not tell if they were exagerating the wind effects or if they were truly getting blown around. I agree, just because it adds drama to their report, doesn't make it smart. If they want to do drama, let them go to Broadway and do some live theater. Bunch of knuckleheads! I would not lose too much sleep if Sheepherd Smith got sucked up into a funnel cloud but I would be upset if Stephanie Abrams from the Weather Channel got taken by a twister, she is hot!


    We have a drama-queen investigative reporter down here in Houston that they send to cover hurricanes. In one report, he was leaning forward and talking about how strong the wind was. Well, in the background, a couple was walking with no problems and looking at him like he was an idiot.
  • fishkiller41fishkiller41 Member Posts: 50,608
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Rocky Raab
    They'll keep doing this idiocy until somebody DOES get killed. And it will happen, sure as shootin'.

    I have lived in SE Fl. for over 35 years and have seen a LOT of hurricane powered projectiles...I have to agree with Rock,IT WILL HAPPEN, it's the law of averages..
  • calrugerfancalrugerfan Member Posts: 18,209
    edited November -1
    Where is the video of the reporter that was reporting from a raft in the street only to have a truck drive by revealing that the water was less than a foot deep? I think this thread would be an appropriate place for it.
  • shilowarshilowar Member Posts: 38,811 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    My sadistic side would enjoy that immensely
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