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The Knob
HAIRY
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A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for
a face-lift.
The surgeon told her about a new procedure called
The Knob,
Where a small knob is placed on the top of a woman's
head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to
produce the effect of a brand new face lift.
Of course the woman wanted The Knob.
Over the course of the years, the woman kept
tightening The Knob, the effects were wonderful, and
the woman remained young-looking and vibrant.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to the
surgeon with two problems.
"All these years, everything has been working just
fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've
always loved the results. But now, I've developed
two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible
bags under my eyes and The Knob won't get rid of
them."
The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those
aren't bags, those are your breasts."
"Well," she said, "I guess there's no point in
asking about the goatee.
a face-lift.
The surgeon told her about a new procedure called
The Knob,
Where a small knob is placed on the top of a woman's
head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to
produce the effect of a brand new face lift.
Of course the woman wanted The Knob.
Over the course of the years, the woman kept
tightening The Knob, the effects were wonderful, and
the woman remained young-looking and vibrant.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to the
surgeon with two problems.
"All these years, everything has been working just
fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've
always loved the results. But now, I've developed
two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible
bags under my eyes and The Knob won't get rid of
them."
The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those
aren't bags, those are your breasts."
"Well," she said, "I guess there's no point in
asking about the goatee.
Comments
Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.
'All these years, everything has been working just fine, I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them.'
The doctor looked at her closely and said, 'Those aren't bags, those are your breasts.'
She said, 'Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee.'[;)][;)]
that was [V] hairy
but i still laughed [:D][:D][:D][:D]