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Key to living........uh long???

matwormatwor Member Posts: 20,594
edited May 2009 in General Discussion
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A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an elderly looking lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"
"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."

"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?" "Thirty-four," she replied

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