Government Job

Idahobound

Hey everyone, today i turn in all my forms for a U. S. fws job. doing all sorts of stuff. really its a program call STEP or student temporary employment program. I really need the job because its closer and not 50 miles away like my current job. plus it helps me gain experence in my career feild

If it Flies it Dies

Idahobound

Government Job: A man applies for a job at the Post Office. The
> interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?' He says
> 'Yes - just
> caffeine' 'Have you ever been in the service?' 'Yes,' he says.'I
> was in
> Iraq for two years.' The interviewer says, 'That will give you
> five extra
> points toward employment,' and then asks, 'Are you disabled in
> any way?
> The guy says, 'Yes 100%..an IED exploded near me and blew my
> testiclesoff.'
> The interviewer tells the guy, 'O.K. In that case, I can hire
> you right
> now. Normal hours are from 8 AM to4 PM. You can start tomorrow at
> 10:00 -
> and plan on startingat 10 AM every day.'
> The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8AM to 4 PM,
> why don't
> you want me to be here before 10 AM?
>
> 'This is a government job,' the interviewer says. 'For the first
> two hours
> we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.
> No point in
> you coming in for that.

savage170

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dan kelly

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hahahahahahaha
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theres a lot of truth in the punchline of that one!![:D]