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do you dress up for
riflemike
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Halloween.......even at 60 i still enjoy it...
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wait for it wait dictator! i know old joke
I dress up like a penile head--some say that I don't need a costume.[?]
You too[:D][:D]
This year going nakid, wearing a shower cap, stand slightly bent over and will represent all those limp weiners out there.
So you're the reason they call it a chubby....
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Used to have this really scarey life like mask. It wasn't anything weird, just a really evil lookin' old man. It fit perfectly and you coulnd't even hardly tell it was a mask. For some reason it really freaked people out (even adults) when I'd put it on.
I used to hide behind the door on Halloween while the wife was givin' out candy and I'd slowly stand up and pull the curtain aside. That'd usually get a pretty good scream from the kids. One time though, there was this kid who came up with his Dad. He was all decked out in some power ranger gig. He was totally into it...just all geeked up. So he comes up, "Trick or Treat!", and I do my thing. Next thing I knew all hell broke loose!
First thing the kid does is freeze, eyes wide open like big AA sized hard boiled eggs. Then he screams sumthin' while at the same time doing some kind of power ranger kung-fu move with his fake sword. Wow, that was pretty good, I thought to myself, but then he went completely off the rails. He lets out this ear shattering scream, leaps off the porch and takes off running out into the yard. He runs over to a tree in the yard and grabs a hold of it like he's gonna' strangle it, squatting rapidly up and down and starts making this really loud grunting sound. I'm thinkin' WTH???
After the tree episode he's still not done yet. By this time Dad is now in hot pursuit of crazed kung-fu power ranger dude. The kid lets go of the tree, lets out this...I don't know what to call it, wailing, warbling, hyeena kind of sound at about 800 decibels, then streaks off into the woods and disappears into the darkness. Can't see him anymore but you could dang sure hear this kid! I mean seriously, critters were coming out of the woods with their hair standing on end like "What the #### was THAT????"
Next thing I know Dad is snapping branches through the darnkness and cussing out in the woods, calling for his semi-humanoid-child. By this time the wife is busy cussin' me out tellin' me to take off the mask and quit scarin' the kids.
After I got done laughin' I figgered I better go help this dude reel in junior. Turns out 'junior' was wound just a little too tight, hadn't taken all of his meds and had been eatin' way, way, too much candy. He was a 60 lb time bomb just waiting to go off. After Dad had captured the wild and crazed creature I had to ask, what the heck was the deal with the tree??
<can't even hardly type I'm laughin' so hard remembering this!> Well, apparently the tree episode was little ninja power ranger kung-fu dude wildly crappin' his britches. He apparently crapped so hard he even filled up not only his suit but also his power ranger boots. I guess he was just holding on to the tree for leverage or something (must be a power ranger thing). Then he bolted off into the wild!
Dad wasn't real happy about the whole episode. I kinda felt bad a little (in between snickerin').
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WOW!!! That is SO funny! [:D]
No problem for me, I am always pretty funny looking..
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I go naked on roller skates as a pull toy...quack, quack.
..I needed a really good LOL today. Thanks! The image burned in
my brain is scary indeed...[:0]
Pagan (?) Holiday !!!
Geez !!!
Thanks !!!
d.a.stearns ........... a.k.a. ........ SKEEZIX ......................
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'hey, you kids get out of my lawn!!!'
It scares some away, but most just come on up anyhow...
If it rains, we'll get about 50.
No rain, cold and windy, probably 150.
Above 55 degrees and bright from the almost? full moon?
No telling. I'm prepped for 250. Then I'm turning off the lights.
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Now we (at least some of us) are going NUTZ with this pagen holiday ?
Thanks !!!
d.a.
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I had to look close to see the chain blade had been removed. I feared for my safty for a second or two.
forgot to mention the party, someone was a chain saw killer and they made their enterance with a chain saw that was running!
I had to look close to see the chain blade had been removed. I feared for my safty for a second or two.
yep takes sec or 2 when you smell that 2 cycle smell
I grabbed the bowl of candy and walked over, told them they had the best costumes I've seen.
They both looked about 15 years old.[:)]
Damn, cops and doctors keep getting younger!
Me, I wear a hooded cape when I hand out the candy.