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OOoops

oldemagicsoldemagics Member Posts: 5,851 ✭✭✭
edited September 2018 in General Discussion
Oops

September 11, 2003 01:51 AM EDT


Two Australian armed robbers with concealed faces pointed a sawn-off shotgun at a gas station attendant in Melbourne and grabbed two bags. They threw their loot into their green van and took off ? to discover some time later that the two bags contained garbage.

Now that is true justice.

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  • oldemagicsoldemagics Member Posts: 5,851 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    just in a bit of agony here...
    chopped some ghost pepper for my saturday omelet, along with sharp cheddar, onion, pepper, oregano etc.
    washed several times in the process, but apparently not ALL the oil was off my hands when nature called
    talk about a burning sensation that doesnt easily wash off!!!

    wife has super sensitive skin, and one time decided to help me by cutting up a bunch of jalapenos for me, had burning hands for several days.
    she has sympathy for what i am going through!
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  • oldemagicsoldemagics Member Posts: 5,851 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    well spent the day yesterday (when i wasnt makeing a hog of myself...) polishing barrels and furniture for blueing. man were my arms tired, forgot have a new grinder and the old buffing wheels wont fit.[:(]
    stopped at the shop on the way to work (after 4 hrs sleep, lol) and charely starts his usual "you do darn nice work, you should be a gun smith" lines and sticks something new in.
    he had what he called a "cartana" (kartana?) carbine, not much bigger than a bb gun. marked caliber 6.5 gardonvt in peices, looked like someone took it apart and left it in the crawlspace under the out house for a few decades.
    any way, says if i see what i can do with it for him as he doesnt ever seem to have the time to get it done in exchange for some of the blueing charges...
    got some of the action parts done tonight, managed to get the bolt apart and called it a day...what a sucker to try to save a buck, this thing is AWFULL!!! there is even GRASS AND DIRT jammed in the parts!! just curious that the box of parts was no where to be seen couple days ago when i was there and today when he expected me to show up there it is in the middle of the machine shop?
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  • remingtonoaksremingtonoaks Member Posts: 26,245 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Probably felt like having your skin ripped off your tallywhacker, huh?
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  • wiplashwiplash Member Posts: 7,145 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    While working at a Body Shop, during lunch I sat on a 5 gallon can of Reducer. It wasn't sealed! I thought everyone was going to laugh at me but not one person did. I think they all did it once![:0]
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  • festusfestus Member Posts: 1,011 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Just wash it real fast. May not get rid of the heat but might make you feel better!!!
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  • 84Bravo184Bravo1 Member Posts: 10,461 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Johnny Cash "Ring of Fire."
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  • asphalt cowboyasphalt cowboy Member Posts: 8,904 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
    Probably felt like having your skin ripped off your tallywhacker, huh?


    An officer on the local PD had to pepper mace a suspect, and forgot to wash his hands afterward. From what a sheriff's deputy told me later they could hear him out in the hallway.
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  • hillbillehillbille Member Posts: 14,458 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    seems like if the wife had any real sympathy she would clean it off for ya........[;)]
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  • yoshmysteryoshmyster Member Posts: 22,053 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    A glass of milk and dunk what burns [:D].
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  • 35 Whelen35 Whelen Member Posts: 14,307 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by yoshmyster
    A glass of milk and dunk what burns [:D].



    Yup, a little whitener for the ol' teabag.[:D]
    An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it.
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