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Christmas shopping humor
Henry0Reilly
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A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called his cell phone.
The wife said " Where are you, you know we have lots to do."
He said "You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?"
Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all
choked up. "Yes, I do remember that shop." she replied.
"Well I am in the gun shop next door to that."
The wife said " Where are you, you know we have lots to do."
He said "You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?"
Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all
choked up. "Yes, I do remember that shop." she replied.
"Well I am in the gun shop next door to that."
I used to recruit for the NRA until they sold us down the river (again!) in Heller v. DC. See my auctions (if any) under username henryreilly
Comments
Just One of the Reasons IM NOT MARRIED !!!!!!
Thanks !!!
I Grew Old Too Fast (And Smart Too damn Slow !!!) !!!
Margaret Thatcher
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
Mark Twain
If you can't feel the music; it's only pink noise!
It was funny two years ago and it is funny today!!!! [:D][:D]
+1...
edit: Just goes to show you that you don't need teets and *, along with cuss words to have some good humor... Thanks for posting, and a Merry Christmas to everyone!!