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MaxOHMSMaxOHMS Member Posts: 14,715
edited May 2009 in General Discussion
http://www.gunbroker.com/auction/ViewItem.asp?Item=15594840

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I'm not sure if I hope I get this or not. I need another 38 like I need a broken toe, but I couldn't resist bidding on it.

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  • MaxOHMSMaxOHMS Member Posts: 14,715
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    A man returned home from the night shift and went straight up to the bedroom. He found his wife with the sheet pulled over her head, fast asleep. Not to be denied, the horny husband crawled under the sheet and proceeded to make love to her. Afterward, as he hurried downstairs for something to eat, he was startled to find breakfast on the table and his wife pouring coffee.

    "How'd you get down her so fast?" he asked. "We were just making love!"

    "Oh my God," his wife gasped, "That's my mother up there! She came over early and had complained of having a headache. I told her to lie down for awhile."

    Rushing upstairs, the wife ran to the bedroom. "Mother, I can't believe this happened. Why didn't you say something?"

    The mother-in-law huffed, "I haven't spoken to that jerk for fifteen years, and I wasn't about to start now!"
  • MaxOHMSMaxOHMS Member Posts: 14,715
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    I deleted the bad post. Thanks to RackOps for the clarification.

    I should've checked first.[B)]
  • MaxOHMSMaxOHMS Member Posts: 14,715
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    I think some tank drivers need to go back to driver's ed...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26tg2nlB7Cs&feature=related
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    Wife is a bit pissed, her best friend asked about a sound issue she was having with her computer, she didn't have any sound and I didn't know what the issue was so I told her that she would just have to watch her midget porn without sound which is half the fun of watching midget porn... They are like big people just smaller, and sound like a rusty sofa

    E E E E E E E E E E O O O O O O O
  • MaxOHMSMaxOHMS Member Posts: 14,715
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    This one is good.[:)]

    Another link in the 'circumstantial evidence chain' and the chain is pretty long and very damning.

    'Dear Leader' has issues.[8)]


    http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=152773

    BORN IN THE USA?

    Investigators: Obama using Connecticut Soc. Sec. Number
    3 experts insist White House answer new questions about documentation

    Posted: May 11, 2010
    9:57 pm Eastern


    By Jerome R. Corsi
    c 2010 WorldNetDaily



    Two private investigators working independently are asking why President Obama is using a Social Security number set aside for applicants in Connecticut while there is no record he ever had a mailing address in the state.

    In addition, the records indicate the number was issued between 1977 and 1979, yet Obama's earliest employment reportedly was in 1975 at a Baskin & Robbins ice cream shop in Oahu, Hawaii.

    WND has copies of affidavits filed separately in a presidential eligibility lawsuit in the U.S. District Court of the District of Columbia by Ohio licensed private investigator Susan Daniels and Colorado private investigator John N. Sampson.

    The investigators believe Obama needs to explain why he is using a Social Security number reserved for Connecticut applicants that was issued at a date later than he is known to have held employment.

    See the movie Obama does not want you to see: Own the DVD that probes this unprecedented presidential eligibility mystery!

    The Social Security website confirms the first three numbers in his ID are reserved for applicants with Connecticut addresses, 040-049.

    "Since 1973, Social Security numbers have been issued by our central office," the Social Security website explains. "The first three (3) digits of a person's social security number are determined by the ZIP code of the mailing address shown on the application for a social security number."

    The question is being raised amid speculation about the president's history fueled by an extraordinary lack of public documentation. Along with his original birth certificate, Obama also has not released educational records, scholarly articles, passport documents, medical records, papers from his service in the Illinois state Senate, Illinois State Bar Association records, any baptism records and adoption papers.

    Robert Siciliano, president and CEO of IDTheftSecurity.com and a nationally recognized expert on identity theft, agrees the Social Security number should be questioned.

    "I know Social Security numbers have been issued to people in states where they don't live, but there's usually a good reason the person applied for a Social Security number in a different state," Siciliano told WND.

    WND asked Siciliano whether he thought the question was one the White House should answer.

    "Yes," he replied. "In the case of President Obama, I really don't know what the good reason would be that he has a Social Security number issued in Connecticut when we know he was a resident of Hawaii."

    Siciliano is a frequent expert guest on identify theft on cable television networks, including CNN, CNBC and the Fox News Channel.

    Daniels and Sampson each used a different database showing Obama is using a Social Security number beginning with 042.

    WND has further confirmed that the Social Security number in question links to Obama in the online records maintained by the Selective Service System. Inserting the Social Security number, his birth date and his last name produces a valid Selective Service number.

    To verify that the number was issued by the Social Security Administration for applicants in Connecticut, Daniels used a Social Security number verification database. She found that the numbers immediately before and immediately after Obama's were issued to Connecticut applicants between the years 1977 and 1979.

    "There is obviously a case of fraud going on here," Daniels maintained. "In 15 years of having a private investigator's license in Ohio, I've never seen the Social Security Administration make a mistake of issuing a Connecticut Social Security number to a person who lived in Hawaii. There is no family connection that would appear to explain the anomaly."

    The hottest book in America is the one that exposes the real Obama and all his men (and women)! Get your autographed copy only from WND!

    Does the Social Security Administration ever re-issue Social Security numbers?

    "Never," Daniels said. "It's against the law for a person to have a re-issued or second Social Security number issued."

    Daniels said she is "staking my reputation on a conclusion that Obama's use of this Social Security number is fraudulent."

    There is no indication in the limited background documentation released by the Obama 2008 presidential campaign or by the White House to establish that Obama ever lived in Connecticut.

    Nor is there any suggestion in Obama's autobiography, "Dreams from My Father," that he ever had a Connecticut address.

    Also, nothing can be found in the public record that indicates Obama visited Connecticut during his high school years.

    Sampson's affidavit specifies that as a result of his formal training as an immigration officer and his 27-year career in professional law enforcement, "it is my knowledge and belief that Social Security numbers can only be applied for in the state in which the applicant habitually resides and has their official residence."

    Daniels told WND she believes Obama had a different Social Security number when he worked as a teenager in Hawaii prior to 1977.

    "I doubt this is President Obama's originally issued Social Security number," she told WND. "Obama has a work history in Hawaii before he left the islands to attend college at Occidental College in California, so he must have originally been issued a Social Security number in Hawaii."

    The published record available about Obama indicates his first job as a teenager in Hawaii was at a Baskin-Robbins in the Makiki neighborhood on Oahu. USA Today reported the ice cream shop still was in operation one year after Obama's inauguration.

    Politifact.com, a website typically supportive of Obama, claims he worked at the Baskin-Robbins in 1975 or 1976, prior to the issuance of the number in question.

    "It is a crime to use more than one Social Security number, and Barack Obama had to have a previous Social Security number to have worked at Baskin Robbins," she insisted. "Under current law, a person is not permitted to use more than one Social Security number in a lifetime."

    Another anomaly in the law enforcement databases searched by Daniels and Sampson is that the date 1890 shows up in the field indicating the birth of the number holder, along with Obama's birth date of 08/04/1962. A third date listed is 04/08/1962, which appears to be a transposition of Obama's birth date in an international format, with the day before the month.

    Daniels disclosed to WND the name of the database she searched and produced a computer screen copy of the page that listed 1890 as a date associated with the 042 Social Security number.

    Daniels said she can't be sure if the 1890 figure has any significance. But she said it appears that the number Obama is using was previously issued by the Social Security Administration.

    After an extensive check of the proprietary databases she uses as a licensed private investigator, Daniels determined that the first occurrence of Obama's association with the number was in 1986 in Chicago.

    Daniels assumes, but cannot prove, that Obama took on a previously issued Social Security number that had gone dormant due to the death of the original holder.

    Daniels has been a licensed private investigator in Ohio since 1995. Sampson formed his private investigations firm, CSI Consulting and Investigations, in 2008. He previously worked as a deportations law enforcement officer with the U.S. Department of Homeland Security.

    The Daniels and Sampson affidavits were originally recorded by attorney Orly Taitz in an eligibility case against Obama last year.
  • MaxOHMSMaxOHMS Member Posts: 14,715
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  • MaxOHMSMaxOHMS Member Posts: 14,715
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    A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began "I can explain."

    "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."

    "But officer, I just wanted to say..."

    "I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"

    A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

    "Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."
  • MaxOHMSMaxOHMS Member Posts: 14,715
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  • MaxOHMSMaxOHMS Member Posts: 14,715
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    Sorry for the error
  • MaxOHMSMaxOHMS Member Posts: 14,715
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    Oops: Government "Overpaid" $14 Billion In Jobless Benefits, Payments To Illegal Aliens And Convicts.

    Posted on July 10, 2012 by Cowboy Byte

    Call me crazy but I don't think the Obama regime gives a rip if illegals are collecting unemployment checks.

    Following various reports of jailed convicts and illegal immigrants receiving unemployment checks from U.S. taxpayers, the Obama Administration is admitting that in fiscal year 2011 the government "overpaid" around $14 billion in benefits.

    That's a chunk of change for a nation suffering through a painful debt crisis that's topped $15 trillion. Like most bloated government programs, the Department of Labor's (DOL) unemployment benefits - paid by state treasuries and the federal government - is rife with fraud and corruption. Various news reports have speculated about this for some time, but now we have the actual DOL figures to prove it.
  • MaxOHMSMaxOHMS Member Posts: 14,715
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    Wife didnt know about the colt new agent.... Coulda sworn I told her
  • MaxOHMSMaxOHMS Member Posts: 14,715
    edited November -1
    Dear chris,

    While I am rarely surprised, I am always angered when I find out a government agency has issued a suggestion that you and I may be part of a "militia movement" and that we may become terrorists.

    Why are we the target of such suspicion?

    Because of our independent thinking, liberty-minded activism in the 2008 election? That's right, a government report concludes that we could be in some secret plot to subvert our government with violence. No, this isn't an April Fool's joke. Here's the story.

    The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) has spent $254 million between 2004 and 2007 funding state-based "Fusion Centers." Although they were formed to help local and regional law enforcement communicate better and develop crime-fighting strategies, at least one has stepped way out of bounds.

    Recently, the Missouri Information Analysis Center (MIAC), one of those federally funded Fusion Centers, released a report on "The Modern Militia Movement." In it, they revealed a process for identifying potential terrorists. Their model includes political activism on behalf of me and my political campaign among other!

    That's right, if you supported me or Ron Paul, or certain others, you are the target of their suspicion.

    This is totally absurd.

    I suspect you are as angry as I am . . . and rightfully so.

    When I decided to run for President, I realized we would ruffle a lot of feathers in Washington in both parties. And I guess I should have predicted that I and my supporters would garner attention.

    You may have seen or read media coverage over the past few days about this. And now we need to bring attention to this issue of Fusion Centers and rein them in.

    bob barr
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    so i think he really needs to pay more attention in the future
  • MaxOHMSMaxOHMS Member Posts: 14,715
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    Someone doesn't know what there selling. Reproduction High Wall said to be a reproduction Sharps.

    http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.aspx?Item=160544699
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  • MaxOHMSMaxOHMS Member Posts: 14,715
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    Got 2 small * in a live trap set to catch a feral cat.
  • MaxOHMSMaxOHMS Member Posts: 14,715
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    slipped that one in..the largest mosque in Scandanavia was built in Malmo, sweden last year.. 4 stories tall for 2000 muslims ..financed by Qatar at 3 million euros...FUN PART..the organizing group LIED to the swedish planning permission, group calling it a small cultural center ....and all this largely UNREPORTED by swedish media...shhhhhhhh...the truth is ignored in sweden, scandanavia, germany and other countries
  • MaxOHMSMaxOHMS Member Posts: 14,715
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    19,999 forever
  • MaxOHMSMaxOHMS Member Posts: 14,715
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    A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying: "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and goodbye Grandpa."


    The father asked, "Why did you say goodbye Grandpa?" The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."


    The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence.


    A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and goodbye Grandma."


    The next day the grandmother died. Holy Moley, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.


    Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say: "God bless Mommy and goodbye Daddy." He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat, picked at his lunch and watched the clock all day. He figured if he could get by until midnight he'd be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.

    Finally, midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?"

    He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."


    She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning my golf pro dropped dead in the middle of my lesson!"
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    Have you ever been cleaning out your safe and found a gun you don't remember buying. I am getting everything ready for the big move to Wyoming. It wasn't in the safe but the back of the closet. I found a sporterized SMLE that I somewhat remember buying but never shot. I also found a trapdoor Springfield that I forgot I had bought. Both nice guns. I did good.
  • MaxOHMSMaxOHMS Member Posts: 14,715
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    I had an interview for Cabelas in Billings MT on the 12th and was notified by email.... I did not make it to that interview..
  • MaxOHMSMaxOHMS Member Posts: 14,715
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    First time I've sold anything in ages.
  • MaxOHMSMaxOHMS Member Posts: 14,715
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    Last week,granny checked into a motel on her 70th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."

    She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony - a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a sixpence off his well oiled bum....


    She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I'll give him a call.

    "Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you? . . Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy!

    Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in, "Hi, I hear you give a great massage. I'd like you to come to my motel room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town, all alone, and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything, I' m ready!! Now how does that sound?"

    He said, "That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."
  • MaxOHMSMaxOHMS Member Posts: 14,715
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    Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance. "Yes, each and every one of you and all at the same time." said Claude.

    The excited chatter dropped to silence as Claude carefully withdrew from his waistcoat a beautiful antique gold watch and chain.

    "I want you to keep your eyes on this watch" said Claude, holding the watch high for all to see. "It is a very special and valuable watch that has been in my family for six generations"

    He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch --- Watch the watch ----Watch the watch"

    The audience became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth....the lights twinkling as they were reflected from it's gleaming surfaces.
    A hundred and fifty pairs of eyes followed the movements of the gently swaying watch.
    And then, suddenly, the chain broke!!!
    The beautiful watch fell to the stage and burst apart on impact.

    "CRAP" said Claude.

    It took them three days to clean the Senior Citizens' Center and Claude was never invited to entertain there again.
  • MaxOHMSMaxOHMS Member Posts: 14,715
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    Somebody in Finland got is n little trouble with the law, they took all his guns away. Local government selling them on a auction now, he don't get anything. Finland is a police state, people got no rights there [:(!] I am glad I got out [:)]

    http://www.oikeus.fi/52042.htm
  • MaxOHMSMaxOHMS Member Posts: 14,715
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    I've been wanting another Ruger 44 auto rifle, kicking myself for selling the one I had.

    I'm the high bidder on this one:

    http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.asp?Item=103807119

    Then I found one that will probably bring a lot less and would serve my purpose just as well:

    http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.asp?Item=104080624
  • MaxOHMSMaxOHMS Member Posts: 14,715
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    A Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a he vacation in Florida. His wife was on abusiness trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory.
    Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.
    At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this noteon the screen:
    Dearest Wife,
    Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
    PS. Sure is hot down here.
  • MaxOHMSMaxOHMS Member Posts: 14,715
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    A Shotgun-armed Preteen vs. Illegal Alien Home Invaders.



    Two illegal aliens, Ralphel Resindez, 23, and Enrico Garza, 26, probably believed they would easily overpower home-alone 11-year-old Patricia Harrington after her father had left their two-story home.



    It seems these crooks never learned two things:
    1. They were in Montana.

    2. Patricia had been a clay-shooting champion since she was nine.

    Patricia was in her upstairs room when the two men broke through the front door of the house. She quickly ran to her father's room and grabbed his 12-gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun.


    Resindez was the first to get up to the second floor, only to be the first to catch a near point blank blast of buckshot from the 11-year-old's knee-crouch aim. He suffered fatal wounds to his abdomen and genitals.

    When Garza ran to the foot of the stairs, he took a blast to the left shoulder and staggered out into the street where he bled to death before medical help could arrive. It was found out later that Resindez was armed with a stolen 45-caliber handgun he took during another home invasion robbery. That victim, 50-year-old David 0'Burien, was not so lucky. He died from stab wounds to the chest.


    Ever wonder why good stuff never makes NBC, CBS, PBS, MSNBC, CNN, or ABC news? An 11-year-old girl, properly trained, defended her home, and herself against two murderous, illegal immigrants and she wins.

    She is still alive. Now THAT is Gun Control!

    Thought for the day: Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant' is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist.'



    I BELIEVE YOU'LL PROBABLY PASS THIS ON!
  • MaxOHMSMaxOHMS Member Posts: 14,715
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    A man received the following text from his neighbour :














    "I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, I have probably been getting more than you. I do not get it at home - but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again."


    On reading the text, the man, anguished and betrayed, went directly into his bedroom, grabbed his gun and, without a word, shot his wife dead.

    A few moments later, a second text came in, "Bloody spell-check!! Sorry, Bob, the second sentence should refer to your wifi."
  • ATHOMSONATHOMSON Member Posts: 3,399 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Is this in reference to Pickenup?

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