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Wife Suitability Test
p3skyking
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A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry.
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>He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
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>The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.
>The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and
>some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.
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>The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.
>The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
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>Then, he married the one with the biggest rack.
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>Men are like that, you know
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>He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
>
>The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.
>The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and
>some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.
>
>The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.
>The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
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>Then, he married the one with the biggest rack.
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>Men are like that, you know
Comments
It's not the size of the rack that counts, it's what they can do with their mouth[:0][:0][:D]
Yea, Like if they can shut it, at all.
As a coworker once said to me: "What can you do with t-ts?"
I always figured anything over a mouth full was a waste [;)][:p][:D]
As a coworker once said to me: "What can you do with t-ts?"
Your co-worker is an idiot or, never had a woman with big boobs.the ones that have biggins KNOW what they can do..[;)]
quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
It's not the size of the rack that counts, it's what they can do with their mouth[:0][:0][:D]
Yea, Like if they can shut it, at all.
Yea you're right, even with their mouth full of BallPark Frank, they still have to make gagging sounds[:D][:D]