Ain't that special

susie

So, I'm cruising down the interstate, headed back to the office after lunch. About a 1/2 click from the exit I almost mated a small green car. (I'm driving a high top conversion van and have a short person complex.)

Anyway, this dude is putting along at mach nothing, doing 50 in a 70. I come to a screeching slowdown because there is too much traffic to go around the challenged driver so I'm stuck behind him until I get to my exit.

Well, seeing as karma is not my friend he exits so I'm still behind him. Now, I'm close enough to him to get a better idea of why he is having issues.

He has an Arkansas license plate with a "Roll Tide" plate holder. Just to the right of the plate is a bumper sticker with a racecar and the number 29.

It gets even better, his car was a Prizm. (Surprised it was even able to move let alone tempt fate and drive on the interstate.)

As we come to a stop I discover that it didn't end there. He had a Glock sticker in his rear window.

So much for that lucky penny I found today.....[8D]

Mr. Perfect

I'm failing to see many of the connections.

bpost

The Prism had about 100 HP and 100 ft/lbs of torque. He was wide open, foot flat on the floor with his left foot standing on top of the right, the car would not go any faster!!! [:D]

Mr. Perfect

quote:Originally posted by bpost
The Prism had about 100 HP and 100 ft/lbs of torque. He was wide open, foot flat on the floor with his left foot standing on top of the right, the car would not go any faster!!! [:D]
At best.

andrewsw16

Reminds me of an '80 Mazda GLC I used to have. I could draft along pretty good at about 60, but if I wanted to pass anyone, I had to turn off the air conditioner. No foolin'. I tried one time but could not break through the "bow wave" of compressed air near the front of the car I was trying to pass. It just couldn't do it. I killed the AC and picked up enough HP to just barely break through and complete the pass. [;)][:D]

susie

Driver was a contradiction on wheels and in my way!!

SEC fans will attest to the fact that if you have Arkansas plates, you better not be an Alabama supporter. [}:)]

redneckandy

I have noticed that if there is a NASCAR sticker on a car it is almost always driving slower than everyone else.
Hmmmm.

kimi

[:D]

spasmcreek

prism needs a circumcision....

11b6r

It WILL go faster. You have to turn off the radio. Draws too much of the available power, y'know.

MaxOHMS

He was afraid he might hit a bump and break his plastic gun.