At the bar

topdad

A very elderly gentleman, (mid nineties) very well dressed, hair well groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel smelling slightly of a good after shave, presenting a well looked after image, walks into an upscale cocktail lounge.

Seated at the bar is an elderly looking lady, (mid eighties).

The gentleman walks over, sits along side of her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says, "So tell me, do I come here often?"
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topdad

Guy goes into a bar in Louisiana where there's a robot bartender! The robot
says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey." The robot brings back
his drink and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says," 168." The
robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical
technology.

The guy leaves, . . . but he is curious . . . So he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey."
Again, the robot brings the man his drink and says, "What's your IQ?" The
guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser, the
Saints and LSU Tigers

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it
one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you
have?" The guy says, "Whiskey," and the robot brings him his whiskey. The
robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
The robot leans in real close and says, "SO, . . . you people . . .
still happy . . . with Obama?"
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A J Christ

[:0][:0][:)]quote:Originally posted by topdad
Guy goes into a bar in Louisiana where there's a robot bartender! The robot
says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey." The robot brings back
his drink and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says," 168." The
robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical
technology.

The guy leaves, . . . but he is curious . . . So he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey."
Again, the robot brings the man his drink and says, "What's your IQ?" The
guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser, the
Saints and LSU Tigers

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it
one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you
have?" The guy says, "Whiskey," and the robot brings him his whiskey. The
robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
The robot leans in real close and says, "SO, . . . you people . . .
still happy . . . with Obama?"
[;)]

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