In order to participate in the GunBroker Member forums, you must be logged in with your GunBroker.com account. Click the sign-in button at the top right of the forums page to get connected.
Mousecapades
susie
Member Posts: 7,696 ✭✭✭✭
In my quest for victory, I took a POW. Upon awakening and preparing for work, I sat upon the throne. Perchance a glance to the left revealed an enemy combatant who had placed himself into an inescapable condition, the human bathing container. I called upon the King of the castle and pointed out that we had the enemy surrounded.
First we fetched the feline and placed her within the confines. As the enemy was exhausted and refused to run the feline sniffed and turned up her nose. The opponent was not worthy of her attention. She was removed from the area.
Next, the King approached with the pellet gun. A fear of ricochet put this method of annihilation to rest. He suggested stomping the little bugger to death with the butt. I still had not showered and did not feel like cleaning up the evidence of a bludgeoning that early in the morning, so, that suggestion was quelled.
A back scratcher and small cardboard box proved the undoing of the interloper. Interrogation revealed enemy enforcements encamped in an area that is unreachable without major renovation afterward.
As befits the taking of an enemy POW, I performed a relocation/release 12 miles north of the battle line.
New battle plans/op orders are in the process of being made and published. Stand-by for further instructions and updates as the war continues.
First we fetched the feline and placed her within the confines. As the enemy was exhausted and refused to run the feline sniffed and turned up her nose. The opponent was not worthy of her attention. She was removed from the area.
Next, the King approached with the pellet gun. A fear of ricochet put this method of annihilation to rest. He suggested stomping the little bugger to death with the butt. I still had not showered and did not feel like cleaning up the evidence of a bludgeoning that early in the morning, so, that suggestion was quelled.
A back scratcher and small cardboard box proved the undoing of the interloper. Interrogation revealed enemy enforcements encamped in an area that is unreachable without major renovation afterward.
As befits the taking of an enemy POW, I performed a relocation/release 12 miles north of the battle line.
New battle plans/op orders are in the process of being made and published. Stand-by for further instructions and updates as the war continues.
Comments