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Taking down my Rebel Flag

Big Sky RedneckBig Sky Redneck Member Posts: 19,752 ✭✭✭
edited August 2017 in General Discussion
I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-* Neighborhood Watch. I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.
Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7. I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.
Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way and security can't pat me down. If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.
Hot Damn...Safe at last.
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  • pwilliepwillie Member Posts: 20,253 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    ....sounds like a good plan!
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  • Marc1301Marc1301 Member Posts: 31,895 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    [:D][:D]
    Unfortunately, I can almost see that holding true if one was to do it.
    "Beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent life down here." - William Shatner
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  • HandLoadHandLoad Member Posts: 15,998 ✭
    edited November -1
    I'm stealing that!

    Thanks for the wry laugh!

    Too bad it is coming to that!
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  • glynglyn Member Posts: 5,698 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    [:D]
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  • montanajoemontanajoe Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 60,240 ******
    edited November -1
    [:D][:D]
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  • serfserf Member Posts: 9,217 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Taking moves on That white woman who said she is black!I can be any race I want to be! It's my right!

    serf
    http://www.cnn.com/2017/04/01/us/rachel-dolezal-race-social-construct-cnntv/index.html

    "Race is a social construct"

    , Are you African-American? -- I haven't identified as African-American. I've identified as black. And black is a culture, a philosophy, a political and social view," she said.
    "I believe that race is a social construct," she added.
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  • mogley98mogley98 Member Posts: 18,291 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    [:D]quote:Originally posted by Big Sky Redneck
    I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-* Neighborhood Watch. I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.
    Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7. I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.
    Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way and security can't pat me down. If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.
    Hot Damn...Safe at last.
    Why don't we go to school and work on the weekends and take the week off!
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  • armilitearmilite Member Posts: 35,490 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Sounds like a good plan to me.
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  • roswellnativeroswellnative Member Posts: 10,195 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    [:D][:D][:D]
    Although always described as a cowboy, Roswellnative generally acts as a righter of wrongs or bodyguard of some sort, where he excels thanks to his resourcefulness and incredible gun prowesses.
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