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Breaking News

grumpygygrumpygy Member Posts: 48,464 ✭✭✭
edited September 2018 in General Discussion
quote:Actress/comedian Phyllis Diller has died at the age of 95, her agent confirmed to NBC News on Monday.

The news is she just died, I thought she was already gone.

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  • grumpygygrumpygy Member Posts: 48,464 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Not one pair of work boots have been stolen in all the looting in Ferguson
  • grumpygygrumpygy Member Posts: 48,464 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Obamas' grandmother just passed away---wonder if he will get some sympathy votes outta this.
  • grumpygygrumpygy Member Posts: 48,464 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    February 18, 2010
    Tiger's Mistresses Gather at Yankee Stadium for Press Conference
    Traffic Snarls for Miles

    With Tiger Woods' much-anticipated press conference set for Friday morning, thousands of the golf legend's mistresses converged on Yankee Stadium to watch the proceedings on the stadium's giant Jumbotron.

    Traffic snarled for miles as the vehicles filled with cocktail waitresses, restaurant hostesses and Playboy models clogged the streets leading to the storied baseball venue.

    New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg called the gathering "a first-class headache" and said that he regretted authorizing it.

    "You have thousands of angry women in one place, anything can happen," he said. "I never thought I'd say this, but I'd rather host Khalid Sheikh Mohammed."

    Shandi Shanoyne, a former Tiger mistress and thong publicist who organized the Yankee Stadium event, said that the thousands of women at Yankee Stadium were anxious to hear what Mr. Woods has to say.

    "A lot of us have been waiting for months for him to text us back," she said.

    Elsewhere, the winner of this year's Westminster Dog Show, Sadie the Scottish Terrier, received a trophy and permission to bite Michael Vick.[:D][:D][:D]
  • grumpygygrumpygy Member Posts: 48,464 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Democratic official say's Joe Biden is Obama's vice president nominee.
  • grumpygygrumpygy Member Posts: 48,464 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Two explosions near finshline at the Boston Marathon.
  • grumpygygrumpygy Member Posts: 48,464 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    has not hit the newspaper yet. columbus ohio: four men tried a home invasion armed with a bb gun. broke into house, and held mans wife with BB gun while homeowner went for valuables. he came back out and shot the robber with his own gun (a real one). killing the intruder. police say no charges will be filed now and in the future against homeowner. thank you gov strickland for castle doctrine![8D]
  • grumpygygrumpygy Member Posts: 48,464 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    A Cougar has been killed.


    quote:? A cougar has been shot and killed by wildlife officials in the same area where a cougar is suspected of killing a hiker near Mount Hood.

    Officials said the cougar was killed around 3:15 p.m. Friday in the Hunchback Mountain Trail area.

    The cougar?s carcass is being taken to the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service Forensics Laboratory in Ashland where it will be tested to see if it is the same cougar that killed Diana Bober.
  • grumpygygrumpygy Member Posts: 48,464 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    BREAKING NEWS: The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get the Hell Over It. Any complaints about how we operate can be forwarded to 1-800-waa-waaa. This is Dr. Sniffle Reporting LIVE from Quitchur Bitchin'. If you don't like this...suck it up, cupcake! Life doesn't revolve around you.
  • grumpygygrumpygy Member Posts: 48,464 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    U.S. House Speaker vote: Boehner - 220, Pelosi - 192, Cantor - 3 The wicked witch failed ahhahhahahahahah Bonehead is a little better in my opinion
  • grumpygygrumpygy Member Posts: 48,464 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
  • grumpygygrumpygy Member Posts: 48,464 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    At least on ABC Dingbat Diane Sawyer reporting their is a Super Volcano in Yellowstone.

    How long ago have you all heard about the volcano.
  • grumpygygrumpygy Member Posts: 48,464 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I just saw on the news that Godzilla is attacking Tokyo again.

    XXXXXX
  • grumpygygrumpygy Member Posts: 48,464 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    During President George W. Bush's recent trip to Germany, 10,000 security forces were deployed in Berlin to ensure his safety. When word got out that Germany had amassed so large a force, France surrendered.
  • grumpygygrumpygy Member Posts: 48,464 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Government announcement today that it is changing its emblem from the eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the governments political stance. A condom stands up for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed . Damn it just don't get more accurate than that!!
  • grumpygygrumpygy Member Posts: 48,464 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    This is crazy!
    the dead bird epidemic continues! This just in:
    53 Eagles found dead in Philadelphia...
    A team from Wisconsin is being sent now to Atlanta to check on 53 Falcons
    that are considered to be "at risk".
  • grumpygygrumpygy Member Posts: 48,464 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.


    Don't take life too seriously. You will not get out of it alive.
  • grumpygygrumpygy Member Posts: 48,464 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:
    Giants pitcher farts in bullpen


    The Giants just called up Jean Machi on Wednesday, and it looks like the reliever is already becoming fast friends with Jose Mijares. Mijares just learned a brutal, sour lesson that the silent ones are always the deadliest. By the time the hot air had risen it was too late. We don't think he'll be sitting next to Machi in the bullpen anymore. And here's more of the aftermath. Somebody get the Giants bullpen some Febreze.
  • grumpygygrumpygy Member Posts: 48,464 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Apple has replaced siri with chris in tempe.
  • grumpygygrumpygy Member Posts: 48,464 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    California police want to question president Obama in the death of Steve Jobs! They believe he is the only suspect in Jobs' death after killing so many other jobs in the last 6 years!
  • grumpygygrumpygy Member Posts: 48,464 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
  • grumpygygrumpygy Member Posts: 48,464 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Have a Grand and Glorious Day folks! [:)][;)]
  • montanajoemontanajoe Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 60,240 ******
    edited November -1
    I understand a lady lost her life,and trhey suspect a cougar attack. That is in fact a shame.
    Did this cougar they shot,do anything in front of wildlife officers to warrant being shot,or was it the first one to match the description of the suspected cougar???
  • cbxjeffcbxjeff Member Posts: 17,637 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    It was a good match, Joe. 4 paws, pointed ears, & a long tail. That's all they needed to start blasting away.
    It's too late for me, save yourself.
  • droptopdroptop Member Posts: 8,363 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Hope it's the correct cougar for the good of all other cougars.
  • remingtonoaksremingtonoaks Member Posts: 26,245 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Sure hope it's the right cougar, but my money's on that it's not. And a bunch more cougars will lose their life before they find the right one...[V][V]
  • Ditch-RunnerDitch-Runner Member Posts: 25,375 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    if we could get the same thing going in places like Chicago / Baltimore for every unsolved shooting . keep the process up until the dna matches [}:)][}:)]
  • spec.4spec.4 Member Posts: 897 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Cougar lives matter![:)][:o)]
  • grumpygygrumpygy Member Posts: 48,464 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Bet we will never know if it was the right one or not. It was the one.
  • grumpygygrumpygy Member Posts: 48,464 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    A Comment on this.

    quote: This is so stupid. Heck let's start shooting suspected murderers and rapest too
  • Don McManusDon McManus Member Posts: 23,695 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by cbxjeff
    It was a good match, Joe. 4 paws, pointed ears, & a long tail. That's all they needed to start blasting away.


    You seem to be suggesting this cat was profiled.
    Freedom and a submissive populace cannot co-exist.

    Brad Steele
  • cbxjeffcbxjeff Member Posts: 17,637 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Are you calling me a racist, Don? [:0]
    It's too late for me, save yourself.
  • yoshmysteryoshmyster Member Posts: 22,065 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Don McManus
    quote:Originally posted by cbxjeff
    It was a good match, Joe. 4 paws, pointed ears, & a long tail. That's all they needed to start blasting away.


    You seem to be suggesting this cat was profiled.


    Profiling is bad mmmkay?
  • grumpygygrumpygy Member Posts: 48,464 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Profiling I just do not see how the police can catch someone when if it was a black man they cannot be looking for a black Man, same for white. But around here if he was white we would say the white Tweeker Dude.
  • 204targetman204targetman Member Posts: 3,493
    edited November -1
    if I were to see one around my place. id shoot it.
  • 204targetman204targetman Member Posts: 3,493
    edited November -1
    if I were to see one around my place. id shoot it.
  • Sam06Sam06 Member Posts: 21,244 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Don McManus
    quote:Originally posted by cbxjeff
    It was a good match, Joe. 4 paws, pointed ears, & a long tail. That's all they needed to start blasting away.


    You seem to be suggesting this cat was profiled.


    I would say so and as we all know; THATs RAYCIST!
    RLTW

  • roswellnativeroswellnative Member Posts: 10,195 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    There is a bar in town that has good Cougar hunting I hear
    Although always described as a cowboy, Roswellnative generally acts as a righter of wrongs or bodyguard of some sort, where he excels thanks to his resourcefulness and incredible gun prowesses.
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