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Who was an Altar Boy ?

walliewallie Member Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭
edited January 2012 in General Discussion
I was an altar boy for 8 years.
There was always 6 altar boys at a Mass.
And everything was in Latin.
The Nuns taught us Latin so we could reply to the priest at Mass.
I knew the whole Mass in Latin, I didn't know what I was saying but I was praying in Latin.
I was sent to a Czech/Polish/Russian school to learn English because I couldn't speak English and when I came home and started practicing speaking Latin my parents took a fit..

Well anyway, one day before the 6 am Mass we wanted to taste the wine that the priest drank during Mass.
All 6 of us started sipping this wine and after a while there wasn't enough to fill this glass wine holder for Mass. So we added water to fill it up.

At Mass when the priest raised his chalice, then drank the wine.
The faces he made after drinking the water/wine, you would think we poisoned him.

After Mass we got a sermon that I'll never forget.
How it was a holy sacrilege
How were all going to go to HELL

And every day before school for a month we had to go to detox center, kneeing for 2 hr. in church and then confession.

70 years later at a wedding I told a priest about how I drank wine and that I'm going to HELL.
Now everyone drinks wine in church at Mass, They'll have to make a bigger HELL Father.

Wallie, your not going to HELL
That's a man made law

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZyrksMcVjk&feature=related

Comments

  • nordnord Member Posts: 6,106
    edited November -1
    Wallie... Perhaps it's "ALTAR" and maybe that's why your career went down the tubes.[;)]

    More wine anyone?
  • Spider7115Spider7115 Member Posts: 29,704 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by nord
    Wallie... Perhaps it's "ALTAR" and maybe that's why your career went down the tubes.[;)]

    More wine anyone?

    I was an altar boy for 8 years. An "alter" boy has a whole different meaning entirely! [:0][;)]
  • JorgeJorge Member Posts: 10,656 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Don't know about no "alter boys", but indeed I was an altar boy.
  • bartman45bartman45 Member Posts: 3,008 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    First in my class to attain the rank in '58. Pax dominus vobiscum......good memories....The church used to have a seminary about 50 miles away and once each summer the seminary would hold a "Servers Day" for all the area churches. Bussed there and had a great day with food, games...[:D]
  • Spider7115Spider7115 Member Posts: 29,704 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by bartman45
    First in my class to attain the rank in '58. Pax dominus vobiscum......good memories....The church used to have a seminary about 50 miles away and once each summer the seminary would hold a "Servers Day" for all the area churches. Bussed there and had a great day with food, games...[:D]

    About all I remember from Latin class is "puellae pulchare" (pretty girls). [}:)]
  • gesshotsgesshots Member Posts: 15,678 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    In vino veritas - In wine there is truth.

    [;)][:D]
    It's being willing. I found out early that most men, regardless of cause or need, aren't willing. They blink an eye or draw a breath before they pull the trigger. I won't. ~ J.B. Books
  • bartman45bartman45 Member Posts: 3,008 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Spider7115
    quote:Originally posted by bartman45
    First in my class to attain the rank in '58. Pax dominus vobiscum......good memories....The church used to have a seminary about 50 miles away and once each summer the seminary would hold a "Servers Day" for all the area churches. Bussed there and had a great day with food, games...[:D]

    About all I remember from Latin class is "puellae pulchare" (pretty girls). [}:)]



    Will come in handy if you are ever hanging around The Colosseum late some night........[8D]
  • CameroonCameroon Member Posts: 702 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I was an alter boy until I graduated from high school. Knew the
    whole mass in Latin/English. To this day I still remember many
    of the Latin responses. Still remember the names of the priest's
    vestments.
  • armilitearmilite Member Posts: 35,490 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Not only was I an altar boy I was a cheerleader as well.
  • Colonel PlinkColonel Plink Member Posts: 16,460
    edited November -1
  • footlongfootlong Member Posts: 8,009
    edited November -1
    l was married to a nun for 24 years. NUN o this.. NUN o that.. 0ne day l had enough of HER religion. Had her EXcommunicated. Twas EXpensive. As the old saying goes..Freedom aint FREE [;)]
  • montanajoemontanajoe Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 60,208 ******
    edited November -1
    Congrats. and thank you for your service,Wallie.
  • e3mrke3mrk Member Posts: 1,851 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    There was a Alter Boy named Ben Dover.
  • remingtonoaksremingtonoaks Member Posts: 26,245 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Are you trying to tell us the the priest altered you by telling us you were an alter boy[:D][:D] Miss spell it by one letter and it brings on a whole new meaning doesn't it[:D][:D]
  • FEENIXFEENIX Member Posts: 10,559 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I was an altar boy with an alter ego! [}:)]
  • roswellnativeroswellnative Member Posts: 10,192 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I was not
    Although always described as a cowboy, Roswellnative generally acts as a righter of wrongs or bodyguard of some sort, where he excels thanks to his resourcefulness and incredible gun prowesses.
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