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Scotch?(joke)
bambambam
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On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for
their teacher.
The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a
basket of assorted fruit.
The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of
flowers.
The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty
box of candy.
Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy
box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was
leaking a little bit.. She touched a drop of the liquid with
her finger and tasted it.
"Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She
tasted another drop and asked, " Champagne ?"
"No," said the little boy............."It's a puppy!"
their teacher.
The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a
basket of assorted fruit.
The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of
flowers.
The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty
box of candy.
Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy
box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was
leaking a little bit.. She touched a drop of the liquid with
her finger and tasted it.
"Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She
tasted another drop and asked, " Champagne ?"
"No," said the little boy............."It's a puppy!"
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