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A Virginian Marine
kyplumber
Member Posts: 11,111
An old Marine Virginian hillbilly came in to town carrying a jug of moonshine in one hand and a shotgun in the other. He stopped a man on the street and said: "Here friend, take a drink outta my jug"
The guy protested, saying he never drank, but the hillbilly leveled the shotgun on him and commanded: "DRINK!"
The stranger drank, shuddered, shook, shivered and coughed. "My God" he said. "That's awful stuff you got there"
"Aint it though" replied the hillbilly. "Now you hold the gun on me while I take a swig"
The guy protested, saying he never drank, but the hillbilly leveled the shotgun on him and commanded: "DRINK!"
The stranger drank, shuddered, shook, shivered and coughed. "My God" he said. "That's awful stuff you got there"
"Aint it though" replied the hillbilly. "Now you hold the gun on me while I take a swig"
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