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NEVER CHEAT ON A SOUTHERN WOMAN !
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NEVER CHEAT ON A SOUTHERN WOMAN !
A Southern wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood power, she dragged him by the willy down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn.
She put his hoo ha in a vice , then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw. The banged up cheater was terrified, and hollered, 'Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?'
The wife put the saw in her husband's hand and said...... 'Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire. You do whatever you want.'
A Southern wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood power, she dragged him by the willy down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn.
She put his hoo ha in a vice , then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw. The banged up cheater was terrified, and hollered, 'Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?'
The wife put the saw in her husband's hand and said...... 'Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire. You do whatever you want.'
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I once sat next to a West Virginia medical investigator on a flight. A major cause of death in West Virginia was the shooting of a cheater. He said the guy always get shot and the West Virginia gals are very accurate. Something to think about. Enjoyed the joke.
I was married to a woman from WVa. She cut me down to two time a week. That wasn't too bad, though. She cut two other fellers plumb out!