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Another email from Vietnam

walliewallie Member Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭
edited October 2012 in General Discussion
Dear Family and Friends
My father in law had a bad week, somebody stole his fish in front of the fish pond in front of the restaurant, and on Wednesday somebody stole his dog and somebody took a photo of it, and then the Government came on Friday to take his monkey away, I told the police what are you going to do with that monkey, they said, they will take it to the mountains and FREE it. I told them they should FREE the people first , They where going to take me to jail for saying that , I had to call the America Embassy for help!! I am a small hero in DaNang
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  • yoshmysteryoshmyster Member Posts: 22,059 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    So you got a Vietnamese love child, Wallie?
  • swopjanswopjan Member Posts: 3,292
    edited November -1
    So, Wallie, where are you from? I mean originally, not where you landed on Earth [;)]

    Hope your Dad gets that monkey back!
  • walliewallie Member Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    This is a friend of mine that has 50 or so rental properties.
    He went through a mean divorce that almost killed him.
    A Vietnamese guy that checks and exterminates his properties, took him to Vietnam to meet a girl.
    He wanted one that was not Americanized. ( not spoiled) and he found one.
    After one year he married her under the condition that she sign a prenuptial agreement.
    Because of the huge age gap between them it read something like this.

    1 to 4 years
    nothing
    5 to 9 years
    $15,000.00
    10 to death
    $50,000.00 plus % share with 3 children

    Now this agreement is 5 pages long and an American girl would be crazy to sign.
    But she signed in 15 minutes just after he showed her he had water in the house and hot water blew her mind.

    Now she has a new car, spending money which she banks and they travel everywhere..

    I told him, Hey! you won't live 10 years
    He said, Wallie, I use to see my children once a year, now I see them once a week.
    I'm getting more attention now than I ever did before
    and I love it
  • m88.358winm88.358win Member Posts: 7,269 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I was waiting for that picture to do something. Nothing, just a picture.
  • walliewallie Member Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by m88.358win

    I was waiting for that picture to do something. Nothing, just a picture.


    [:D]
  • chollagardenschollagardens Member Posts: 4,614 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    [8D]

    I hope she understands the prenuptial agreement.

    If she thinks #1 gets nothing and #10 get $50,000..............[:0]
  • yoshmysteryoshmyster Member Posts: 22,059 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Funny how Americans are outsourcing for wives [:D].

    So the kids are worried the "New" mom will cut them out of the pay day, eh [:D]? Nice.
  • eastbankeastbank Member Posts: 4,052 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    i,ll say it again,the only thing i wanted out of vietnam was me in one piece. eastbank.
  • 17tobyracing17tobyracing Member Posts: 3,429 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by m88.358win

    I was waiting for that picture to do something. Nothing, just a picture.




    The dog on the bike is on his way to the buffet and not as a dinner guest...
  • pwilliepwillie Member Posts: 20,253 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Vietnam is a "New" country...
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