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can't kick my son's butt no more.

OakieOakie Member Posts: 40,565 ✭✭✭✭
edited March 2014 in General Discussion
He dead lifted 400 pounds yesterday. He is 5'11" and weights 150 pounds. All muscle. Last week he threw me on the couch like I was nothing. I am 5'11" and 200 pounds. man they grow quick. Now if I could teach him to lift up his shoes and move them from in front of the door[:D]

EDIT...Sorry guys, my son said 300 not 400 pounds. Still a lot of weight for a 19 year old kid.

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  • riflemikeriflemike Member Posts: 10,599
    edited November -1
    pics or it didnt happen dead lift 400 at 150 lbs[:D] whats his free weight bench...300 or better[?]
  • WranglerWrangler Member Posts: 5,788
    edited November -1
    Fighting is 80% technique and 20% strength. Brush up on your skills and you can take him. [;)]
  • OakieOakie Member Posts: 40,565 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by riflemike
    pics or it didnt happen dead lift 400 at 150 lbs[:D] whats his free weight bench...300 or better[?]

    295. He couldn't get it locked in but did get it off the ground and almost there. Been lifting alot. Not my thing.
  • LesWVaLesWVa Member Posts: 10,490 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Oakie
    He dead lifted 400 pounds yesterday. He is 5'11" and weights 150 pounds. All muscle. Last week he threw me on the couch like I was nothing. I am 5'11" and 200 pounds. man they grow quick. Now if I could teach him to lift up his shoes and move them from in front of the door[:D]


    Pitch them out in the yard. Broke two of mine that way.[}:)]
  • MG1890MG1890 Member Posts: 4,460 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    My dad is 73 years old he could still kick my *, as I would never raise a hand against him.[^]
  • bigoutsidebigoutside Member Posts: 19,443
    edited November -1
    Throw two quick high left elbows as you move inside.

    I'm not saying he'll "never know" what hit him.
    But it will take a time or two before he figures it out.
    [;)]
  • mogley98mogley98 Member Posts: 18,291 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    +1 Dad is gone but first I feared him and later regardless of my youth and strength I still feared him, when I thought I was sure I could take him I would never have tried it.


    quote:Originally posted by MG1890
    My dad is 73 years old he could still kick my *, as I would never raise a hand against him.[^]
    Why don't we go to school and work on the weekends and take the week off!
  • 1911a1-fan1911a1-fan Member Posts: 51,193 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    we where in a thrift store once, my oldest was around 20 he was sitting on a couch, there was an aluminium walker close by, i grabed it and walked towards him using it, i said to him , so you think when im old you'll be able to take me? he looked and smiled with aknowlegment, i quickly nailed him in the shin with the walker and told him "youth and skill is never a match for old age and treachery"



    he is 6'2' 210 once tried to show off in front of a few friends by challenging me, we locked up and i scooped him up and did a full controlled body slam like he was nothing, and into a wrist lock, 2 of his buddies had flipped out their phones and filmed it
  • Dads3040Dads3040 Member Posts: 13,552 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by 1911a1fan
    we where in a thrift store once, my oldest was around 20 he was sitting on a couch, there was an aluminium walker close by, i grabed it and walked towards him using it, i said to him , so you think when im old you'll be able to take me? he looked and smiled with aknowlegment, i quickly nailed him in the shin with the walker and told him "youth and skill is never a match for old age and treachery"



    he is 6'2' 210 once tried to show off in front of a few friends by challenging me, we locked up and i scooped him up and did a full controlled body slam like he was nothing, and into a wrist lock, 2 of his buddies had flipped out their phones and filmed it


    My Dad was not very big, but early on he explained that Youth wins through Speed and Strength. Age wins through Cunning and Treachery.

    Never trust the oldguys. Some of them have learned a few things, and none of them fight fair. [;)][:D]
  • dcon12dcon12 Member Posts: 32,040 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Dads3040
    and none of them fight fair. [;)][:D]



    My boy decided that he could take me one night. He had me down in the living room but I reached over and grabbed a metal trash can and knocked him in the head. I won. Another time he had me down in the back yard, I grabbed a pecan limb and knocked him in the head. I won. He has not challenged me in a while. Don
  • bigoutsidebigoutside Member Posts: 19,443
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by dcon12
    quote:Originally posted by Dads3040
    and none of them fight fair. [;)][:D]



    My boy decided that he could take me one night. He had me down in the living room but I reached over and grabbed a metal trash can and knocked him in the head. I won. Another time he had me down in the back yard, I grabbed a pecan limb and knocked him in the head. I won. He has not challenged me in a while. Don


    If he invites you for a walk on the beach, don't go. [;)]
  • 1911a1-fan1911a1-fan Member Posts: 51,193 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    i learned when i was barely a teen, i had an guy 68 years old put a death grip on my arm, tiny guy too but amazing strength

    men who work hard have solid strength, a good grip in the right places can bring anyone down to their knees, and not just their family jewels
  • wiplashwiplash Member Posts: 7,145 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    My boys could never be able to say they wooped me...I would never quit!

    My Dad was an "Old School" Country Cop, and if it came down to fighting dirty, he was the best!
    There is no such thing as Liberal Men, only Liberal Women with Penises.'
  • e3mrke3mrk Member Posts: 1,851 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    A hard knee to the groin has brought down many a Man.

    400 pounds is impressive.
    I benched 250lbs when I was younger but I doubt I could dead lift like He did.
  • o b juano b juan Member Posts: 1,941 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    taught Judo at the MP school Ft gordon Ga in 58 part of 59 I am mow
    6'2 ' 230 Hvent had to strike but I guy since
    Things practiced are never forgotten
  • woodshed87woodshed87 Member Posts: 23,478 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    No wonder Yer Frickin Back Hurts[:0]
  • JgreenJgreen Member Posts: 2,579 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    You want tough, try a grandmother.

    I'm serious. They may be frail, weak, dainty little things with an apron baking cookies,

    but mess with their grandchild,

    You will be in a major shi-storm.
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