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If there is one type of work I absolutely love

Big Sky RedneckBig Sky Redneck Member Posts: 19,752 ✭✭✭
edited May 2017 in General Discussion
It's mowing grass, my all time favorite way to relax. Granted, once all the mowing with the riding mower is over with the hard part begins, trimming with tr lish mower and running the weedwacker. Still, I love it and when I can't do it anymore I'll be lost.

My grandfather in PA was super * about how the grass was mowed, I spent a ton of time as a child learning how Grandpa wanted the grass cut. Now, 40 years later I find myself still mowing the same way he showed me. And yes, sometimes when I'm done I stsre at the yard and ask Grandpa if I did it right.

May not sound like much to many of you but I didn't have what many of you had growing up, I pretty much raised myself. Time on the farm in Ohio or the small farmette in PA was short, both my parents were couch potatoes. EverythingI know how to do today I taught myself, from shooting to driving, I had to learn on my own. So when I am taken back to childhood remembering one of the few lessons I got, it's kinda special.

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  • 1911a1-fan1911a1-fan Member Posts: 51,193 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    it would not bother me to never start a weed eater ever again
  • remingtonoaksremingtonoaks Member Posts: 26,245 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Do you stripe your lawn? Like they do on sports fields? Like this?

    https://www.ndsu.edu/pubweb/chiwonlee/plsc211/student papers/article10/Christensen, Derek Samuel/striping.html

    I do, my kids say that I'm the most * retentive person that ever lived about lawns
  • fideaufideau Member Posts: 11,895 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Do the trimming first, then mowing will clean up the clippings. Plus you get to rest, while riding. [8D]
  • yoshmysteryoshmyster Member Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Never did get the whole fascination of the lawn. I rather have a garden that produces eats instead of just extra work. Now if you mow the lawn to get better sights on gofers okay sure.
  • Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,437 ******
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by fideau
    Do the trimming first, then mowing will clean up the clippings. Plus you get to rest, while riding. [8D]
    +1
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  • Dads3040Dads3040 Member Posts: 13,552 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I have retrofitted both of my riding mower with drink holders.

    I also enjoy mowing the lawn. [:D]
  • Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,437 ******
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Dads3040
    I have retrofitted both of my riding mower with drink holders.

    I also enjoy mowing the lawn. [:D]
    Mine came standard!
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
  • skicatskicat Member Posts: 14,431
    edited November -1
    I love weed whackers. They're also great for a quick trim of the mustache!
  • AzAfshinAzAfshin Member Posts: 2,985 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    BSR, you're real stand-up guy and I like you. As proof of how much I like you, I'd like to invite you over every weekend to mow my lawn for me [:D][:D]
  • wiplashwiplash Member Posts: 7,145 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    How do you mow dirt? I want some relaxation time too!
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  • Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,437 ******
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by skicat
    I love weed whackers. They're also great for a quick trim of the mustache!
    [:D][:D]
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
  • woodshed87woodshed87 Member Posts: 23,478 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Never could run a weed whacker makes my back throb within 5 minutes of use always has accident at 11 years of age left me this way[V]
  • Big Sky RedneckBig Sky Redneck Member Posts: 19,752 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Yes I do stripe it, always mow in even square grids!

    I do the trimming after, just the way I've always done it. Plus I generally finish up when she get's home, she sees me dragging the weedeater around I can get some sympathy back rubs. Remember, always a method to the madness! [:D]
  • pulsarncpulsarnc Member Posts: 6,559 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    if the riding mower cannot get to it, it gets sprayed with roundup nuff said
    cry Havoc and let slip  the dogs of war..... 
  • roswellnativeroswellnative Member Posts: 10,195 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I used to do it and now I happily pay one of my bird boys.

    Don't miss all that gas, oil, and exhaust one bit

    Ros
    Although always described as a cowboy, Roswellnative generally acts as a righter of wrongs or bodyguard of some sort, where he excels thanks to his resourcefulness and incredible gun prowesses.
  • spasmcreekspasmcreek Member Posts: 37,717 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    one thing made mowing FUN and EASY... GRAMMER mechanical air suspension seat....gliding instead of beating my butt
  • ChrisStreettChrisStreett Member Posts: 3,847 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing right! Good for you BSR, I'm certain your grandad would be proud.

    ...for the record, I stripe the lawns I mow too...and put a border around the perimeter when I finish.
    "...dying ain't much of a living boy"-Josey Wales
  • remingtonoaksremingtonoaks Member Posts: 26,245 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Mr. Perfect
    quote:Originally posted by Dads3040
    I have retrofitted both of my riding mower with drink holders.

    I also enjoy mowing the lawn. [:D]
    Mine came standard!


    Mine only came with one on one side, to hold the beer, I had to retrofit one on the other side to hold the whiskey [:D]

    I'm thinking about changing out the seat to a two person motorcycle seat, that way I can get some young lady to sit behind me and wrap her legs around me while I mow the lawn [:p][:p] but if I do that I will have to throw a bunch of nightcrawlers in my lawn so they create a bunch casting mounds, that way the young lady can rub her... never mind[:D][:D][:D]
  • 84Bravo184Bravo1 Member Posts: 10,461 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by skicat
    I love weed whackers. They're also great for a quick trim of the mustache!



    Good on nose hairs also. [:D]




    Works almost as good as a propane torch. [:0][}:)]
  • fideaufideau Member Posts: 11,895 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I'm old. I have many pains. Back, knee, hip. I got tired of lugging around a gas trimmer, plus all the gas, oil, fixing the damn thing all the time, and the noise. My ears would ring for an hour unless I used ear plugs.
    Last year I bought a 32V Worx trimmer. I love it. Light and easy to handle, hit the switch and it's on, release it and it's off. No noise, no fumes. Granted, it will not cut heavy weeds, but I only have a little trimming usually, and it works great.
    Line comes in cartridges, feeds automatically. Trimming is not so hard any more.[8D]
  • NeoBlackdogNeoBlackdog Member Posts: 17,276 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Maybe you need to sell the truck(s) and open up a lawn maintenance business! They say if you're doing what you love then you'll never work a day in your life.
  • jimdeerejimdeere Member, Moderator Posts: 26,283 ******
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by pulsarnc
    if the riding mower cannot get to it, it gets sprayed with roundup nuff said

    +1.
  • Smitty500magSmitty500mag Member Posts: 13,623 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Mowing my lawn is my second most favorite thing to do right behind removing my own appendix. I've thought about having my yard paved and painted green so I never have to mow it again.
  • JasonVJasonV Member Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I got a gun rack on my mower. Sometimes I shoot at gophers without even stopping.
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  • montanajoemontanajoe Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 60,239 ******
    edited November -1
    always enjoyed mowing too. But you gotta weed eat/trim first,then when you mowed it gets mulched up with the grass and everything is even and clean.
  • Big Sky RedneckBig Sky Redneck Member Posts: 19,752 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by montanajoe
    always enjoyed mowing too. But you gotta weed eat/trim first,then when you mowed it gets mulched up with the grass and everything is even and clean.


    No no no, we have wind, wind takes care of trimmings. My push mower has a bag on it so it really isn't a problem and where I weedeat you aint getting a mower in there.
  • montanajoemontanajoe Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 60,239 ******
    edited November -1
    good gosh,,my mistake,,,yes,you have wind,you have LOTS of wind,,
  • dunbarboyzdunbarboyz Member Posts: 2,613 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I would rather mow grass than blow snow but that's just me.
  • redneckandyredneckandy Member Posts: 9,716 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by skicat
    I love weed whackers. They're also great for a quick trim of the mustache!

    You haven't lived until you have attacked a nest of ground hornets with a weed whacker![:D][B)]
  • CaptFunCaptFun Member Posts: 16,678 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by dunbarboyz
    I would rather mow grass than blow snow but that's just me.


    I'd rather pay somebody to cut my grass than clear the driveway of snow. If it snows here I am not going ANYWHERE so therefore I do not need my driveway. At least now one of my vehicles is AWD and can get somewhere. My car and my Durango will have nothing to do with ice. Snow they can handle. (ish)
  • grumpygygrumpygy Member Posts: 48,464 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by pulsarnc
    if the riding mower cannot get to it, it gets sprayed with roundup nuff said



    Or I dump the clippings in the area.[:D]

    And around here the only trimming I do is to the Blackberries I hate blackberries Love to eat them but hate how they grow. They will take over like Kudzu does in the south.
  • remingtonoaksremingtonoaks Member Posts: 26,245 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by dunbarboyz
    I would rather mow grass than blow snow but that's just me.


    I ran into Snow the other day, he was asking about you[:o)]

    He said that every time he thinks of you he things of the "long-hard" winters you 2 spend together[:D]
  • RobOzRobOz Member Posts: 9,523 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Just got done with 5ish acres... Can't say I loved it.
  • mlincolnmlincoln Member Posts: 5,039 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Funny, BSR, but I have always gotten a kick out of it as well. You start with a shaggy, untrimmed mess, and an hour and a half later it looks like a million bucks. I usually bag and have designed the yard so very little trimming is needed.
  • select-fireselect-fire Member Posts: 69,529 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I mow about 3 acres every 10 days. That is something that has to be done.
  • ArbyArby Member Posts: 668
    edited November -1
    Different strokes for different folks I reckon.[:)]
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