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Feline 1 Enemy 0

susiesusie Member Posts: 7,640 ✭✭✭✭
edited October 2012 in General Discussion
In the ongoing war we have achieved recruits!! As there was no forensic evidence to be examined that would lead me to pin a medal on the chest of the victor, I shall award the victory to both frisky felines.

Finicky felines would not feast upon the remains so the dead body was recovered from the laundry room and disposed of properly.

Now that the felines have joined the fray the battle is sure to be a rout!!

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  • spasmcreekspasmcreek Member Posts: 37,717 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    ahhhh...rue the day they cross MIGHTY MOUSE
  • Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,404 ******
    edited November -1
    Feasting on the enemy's remains is ruthless!
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
  • hk-91hk-91 Member Posts: 10,050
    edited November -1
    Just wait till they get one and bring it to you. place it on your lap when your watching tv. My cat almost didnt live that night he did that to the wife.
  • SoreShoulderSoreShoulder Member Posts: 3,148 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Mr. Perfect
    Feasting on the enemy's remains is ruthless!
    Oh, they're just snackin'.
  • machine gun moranmachine gun moran Member Posts: 5,198
    edited November -1
    I took in a stray cat, and she would bring me a Gecko every night, for supper. They do that as a present, and they should not be punished for it. They are trying to take care of their own, and it should be responded to in a positive way, not with fire and brimstone. I would stroke the cat and leave the gecko where she dropped it (at my feet), and in a few minutes, she would eat it herself.

    LOL, sometimes the Gecko would revive, and the cat would roundhouse the crap out of it, breaking off the tail which would go dancing off in a different direction from the Gecko, and the cat wouldn't know which part to chase.
  • fordsixfordsix Member Posts: 8,554 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    when miss kitty brings the catch she meows and meows she will not eat it till she gets a good pat and rub...then crunch head to tail doing what a cat does[^]there is no supply problem in the country for mice and voles
  • grumpygygrumpygy Member Posts: 48,464 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by fordsix
    when miss kitty brings the catch she meows and meows she will not eat it till she gets a good pat and rub...then crunch head to tail doing what a cat does[^]there is no supply problem in the country for mice and voles


    Mine do not eat them But do let me know who got it. He meows till I let him know he did a good Job.
  • bigoutsidebigoutside Member Posts: 19,443
    edited November -1
    I'm unsure of the moral implications of using mercinaries.

    Call them "contractors" if you like. But I don't think they should be eligible for medals.

    Nor would they likely hold still for the ceremony.[;)]
  • bullshotbullshot Member Posts: 14,706 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Bring it on !!

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    "Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you"
  • TooBigTooBig Member Posts: 28,559 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Better than the two G shepards that use to run the river and bring skunks to the back pourch and leave them.[:D][}:)]
  • footlongfootlong Member Posts: 8,009
    edited November -1
    Miss Kitty is responsible for the demise of the song bird in America. l keep a baited trap behind my shed for Kitty. When l get a "catch" l call Animal Control. He comes by and finds Kitty a NEW HOME [;)]
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