Email. Joke

savage170

Hi Fred,

This is Alan next door. I have a confession to make.

I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to get the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling you in text message as I can't live with myself a moment longer without you knowing.

The truth is I have been sharing your wife, day and night when you're not around, in fact, probably more than you. I haven't been getting it at home recently, but that's no excuse, I know.

The temptation was just too much.

I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies and forgive me. It won't happen again.

Please suggest a fee for usage and I'll pay you.

Regards,

Alan.

Fred, feeling insulted and betrayed, grabbed his gun, walked next door and shot his neighbor dead. He returned home where he poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. He took out his phone where he saw he had a second message from his neighbor Alan.


SECOND TEXT:

Hi Fred,

This is Alan next door again. Sorry about the typo on my last text.

I expect you figured it out anyway, and that you noticed that darned Auto-Correct changed 'WiFi' to 'Wife.'

Technology, huh?!

Regards,

Alan

perry shooter

DAMN that could really happen always confirm [:0][;)]

danielgage

[:0][:I][:D]

glyn

[:D]

mogley98

[:D][:D]

montanajoe

[:D][:D]

Horse Plains Drifter

OOPS!![:0][:D][:D]

mmppres

[:D][:D][:D]

remingtonoaks

[:0][:0][B)][B)][:D][:D]

Aztngundoc22

OK :

Ive done that before ????????

Thanks !!!

AzAfshin

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

Okie743

Yep, both Hillary and Donald can relate to that one, especially Hillary.[;)]