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So she says to me ...

JorgeJorge Member Posts: 10,656 ✭✭
edited September 2011 in General Discussion
So she says to me: what size gloves are you?

I proudly announce (as to everyone to hear): "Eight and a half, por favor!"

With this wicked smirk of hers, she slaps a pair of sevens and says "Don't be so pretentious, darling."

I could tell it was going to be a long shift.

[:(]
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  • NavybatNavybat Member Posts: 6,849 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    You should have told her..."you're right, darling...I confused my glove size with my TONGUE size..." and watched her reaction.
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  • SpartacusSpartacus Member Posts: 14,415
    edited November -1
    i'm a 7 1/2.
    [:D]
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  • 9 on the floor9 on the floor Member Posts: 1,606 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I've been making due with XLs my whole life.

    Oh, sure, they're kinda tight..............................[8D]
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  • Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,404 ******
    edited November -1
    And then you retort:
    "Twas an estimation I made based on my appriasal of the grip needed for your bosom."
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
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  • roswellnativeroswellnative Member Posts: 10,188 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I like 34Bs...
    Although always described as a cowboy, Roswellnative generally acts as a righter of wrongs or bodyguard of some sort, where he excels thanks to his resourcefulness and incredible gun prowesses.
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  • JorgeJorge Member Posts: 10,656 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Mr. Perfect
    And then you retort:
    "Twas an estimation I made based on my appriasal of the grip needed for your bosom."




    Mr, Perfect, you're a genious!
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  • Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,404 ******
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Jorge
    quote:Originally posted by Mr. Perfect
    And then you retort:
    "Twas an estimation I made based on my appriasal of the grip needed for your bosom."




    Mr, Perfect, you're a genious!


    I'm smart too!
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
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