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McDAccountantMcDAccountant Member Posts: 466 ✭✭
edited January 2012 in General Discussion
The wife is in North Carolina helping take care of a friend who just had major surgery. She ordered dinner out and went to pick it up.

Now understand, the vehicle she has, has GPS.

She gets lost and calls me for directions. I had to pull up GoogleMaps, find her location, and then talk her back to where she needed to go.

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  • reloader44magreloader44mag Member Posts: 18,783 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    you need a new wife...or let her drive till she cant find her way back to you[;)]
  • Rack OpsRack Ops Member Posts: 18,596 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I would have steered her towards Saskatchewan
  • nemesisenforcernemesisenforcer Member Posts: 10,513 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    At least she can't say that you're resistant to looking at a map or asking for help, even if it is from Google.
  • WarbirdsWarbirds Member Posts: 16,933 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    From time to time my gps has screwed me in some pretty undesireable situations!
  • toad67toad67 Member Posts: 13,008 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    common sense or v-drive, you can't have both[:D]
  • 1911a1-fan1911a1-fan Member Posts: 51,193 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    i can usually remember every exit, every main street in my entire county, and saint louis, i can often tell you a landmark even if it is just a house, i can guide anyone in this area, as well as most areas i have visited only once in my life, can i guide my wife ?

    noooo, she fails to communicate when she passes a area i identified, fails get in the lane i suggested, i am talking when i give extremely detailed information as in number of stop signs/lights etc., she can get lost in the town we grew up in
  • KEVD18KEVD18 Member Posts: 15,037
    edited November -1
    It's entirely your fault, since you abide and reward that type of behavior.
  • OakieOakie Member Posts: 40,565 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I would have laughed at her and then hung up.[;)]
  • guntech59guntech59 Member Posts: 23,188 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Oakie
    I would have laughed at her and then hung up.[;)]


    Until she threw out some of your stuff.[:0]
  • CSI21CSI21 Member Posts: 1,206 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Where was she in NC, there are some towns that are confusing as heck, Like Pinehurst at night, no signs, dark streets, It can happen even here in NC[}:)]
  • MudderChuckMudderChuck Member Posts: 4,105
    edited November -1
    My wife once called me for directions, I tried for half an hour with no success. I told her to park it and stay where she was and called a Taxi company. Told them to tell the driver where she was and what she was driving and where she wanted to go and gave them my credit card number.

    I've often listened to my wife give directions over the phone to somebody who was trying to find our house. Used to drive me nuts, now I just sit, listen and chuckle. My entertainment threshold has sure changed since I've gotten old. She has no concept of east, west, north and south, her sole landmarks are bridges, there are a dozen within five miles of our house. Really funny listening to her describing a bridge over the phone.
  • remingtonoaksremingtonoaks Member Posts: 26,245 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    She wasn't lost, she was just being a good wife and making you feel like with out you she wouldn't know how to get along, there by making you feel like her hero. Which is what every man wants to be to his wife.... JMO
  • SWAT 50SWAT 50 Member Posts: 4,074 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by guntech59
    quote:Originally posted by Oakie
    I would have laughed at her and then hung up.[;)]


    Until she threw out some of your stuff.[:0]


    Most of us said there was more to that story.

    Oakie must have laughed too many times.
  • shilowarshilowar Member Posts: 38,811 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by SWAT 50
    quote:Originally posted by guntech59
    quote:Originally posted by Oakie
    I would have laughed at her and then hung up.[;)]


    Until she threw out some of your stuff.[:0]


    Most of us said there was more to that story.




    I recall that...nuff said
  • OakieOakie Member Posts: 40,565 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by shilowar
    quote:Originally posted by SWAT 50
    quote:Originally posted by guntech59
    quote:Originally posted by Oakie
    I would have laughed at her and then hung up.[;)]


    Until she threw out some of your stuff.[:0]


    Most of us said there was more to that story.




    I recall that...nuff said


    Thats OK, I have a sense of humor.[:D]She did buy me a nice cabinet to replace my stuff though
  • SWAT 50SWAT 50 Member Posts: 4,074 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Oakie
    quote:Originally posted by shilowar
    quote:Originally posted by SWAT 50
    quote:Originally posted by guntech59
    quote:Originally posted by Oakie
    I would have laughed at her and then hung up.[;)]


    Until she threw out some of your stuff.[:0]


    Most of us said there was more to that story.




    I recall that...nuff said


    Thats OK, I have a sense of humor.[:D]She did buy me a nice cabinet to replace my stuff though


    Evidently, If you think a cabinet will replace a bunch of Priceless collectibles. That Is IF you had them in the first place.
  • OakieOakie Member Posts: 40,565 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by SWAT 50
    quote:Originally posted by Oakie
    quote:Originally posted by shilowar
    quote:Originally posted by SWAT 50
    quote:Originally posted by guntech59
    quote:Originally posted by Oakie
    I would have laughed at her and then hung up.[;)]


    Until she threw out some of your stuff.[:0]
    .

    Most of us said there was more to that story.




    I recall that...nuff said


    Thats OK, I have a sense of humor.[:D]She did buy me a nice cabinet to replace my stuff though


    Evidently, If you think a cabinet will replace a bunch of Priceless collectibles. That Is IF you had them in the first place.


    You know Swat, as much as I try to tolerate you, Your just an *. I thought you were dying or something, you wont be missed.I know, your gonna come over and make me open up my cash register and give you all the twenties, tough guy.You are so full of yourself.
  • SWAT 50SWAT 50 Member Posts: 4,074 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    You opened the door.

    A bunch of guys here Questioned that one, I have the balls to call BS.
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