Speaking of Seeing Eye Dogs.

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This blind guy was standing on a corner with his guide dog and waiting for a light to change, The dog lifted his leg and peed on his owners leg.. The guy reached into his pocket and got out a doggie treat and fed it to the dog.. A bystander ask him, Hey the dog just peed on you and you give it a treat.. The guy said, Yep! that way I can find where his head is so I can kick his *..

Alan Rushing

OH my, oh my . . . !

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Navybat

Didn't "see" that coming... [:D]

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Guy goes into the department store with his dog. Picks the dog up and starts swinging it around in circles over his head by its Tail.. Store clerk comes up as asks "What the hell are you doing"? Guy says, "I am blind, this is my seeing eye dog and we are just looking around".[:o)][:o)]

dav1965

[:D][:D]