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Donations... Please! [humor]
retroxler58
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A truck driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington , DC .
Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man came up and knocks on his window.
The driver rolled down the window, leaned out and asks, "Hey... Buddy... What's going on?"
"It's just Terrible really..."
"Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom."
"Otherwise, they're going to douse the whole lot of'em in gasoline and set 'em ALL on fire."
"We're all going from car to car, collecting donations."
Obviously concerned, the truck driver asks...."How much is everyone giving, on average?"
The man replies, "Roughly a gallon."
Upset... the truck driver comments.
"Damn, I do need to get over to Philly."
"Would 280 gallons of DIESEL do...?"
[:D]
Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man came up and knocks on his window.
The driver rolled down the window, leaned out and asks, "Hey... Buddy... What's going on?"
"It's just Terrible really..."
"Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom."
"Otherwise, they're going to douse the whole lot of'em in gasoline and set 'em ALL on fire."
"We're all going from car to car, collecting donations."
Obviously concerned, the truck driver asks...."How much is everyone giving, on average?"
The man replies, "Roughly a gallon."
Upset... the truck driver comments.
"Damn, I do need to get over to Philly."
"Would 280 gallons of DIESEL do...?"
[:D]
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