Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?

savage170

Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?
Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally!?

Ever wonder why?

It's because she smells like a new Truck!

11BravoCrunchie

Trucks aren't supposed to have leather interiors. Cloth with carpet, or vinyl with rubber "carpet."

Edit: Nor are trucks supposed to have automatic transmission, or anything less than 4 wheel drive.

fordsix

a new truck with a large fish in the bed[}:)]

SWAT 50

Well this topic went south quick.

P U

NOAH

they don't know a good joke when they read one[:0]

MVP

I am going to use that on my woman. [:D][:D][:D]

Laredo Lefty

Cant get a break, can you Savage?? [:(]

DancesWithSheep

Reminds me of character George LeBay's line in the movie Christine: "She had the smell of a brand-new car. That's just about the finest smell in the world, 'cept maybe for..."

HandLoad

4X4, with Mud all over, and a Big ELK's Rack sticking out of the Bed!

That is the Kinda Leather I like in a Pickup!

Alan Rushing

Well, there are all sorts of love and a woman in leather and lace or just some leather can make my heart beat faster and give me that wrm all over feeling. ( Sorta like a straight shot of favorite rum or whiskey. [;)] )

Have that same warm feeling when I see a truck rigged the way that I'd like mine to be ... don't know if that is true love, infatuation or what ... not too worried what anyone else calls it either. [:)]

It is what it is. And that is more than good enough. [^]

dav1965

[:D][:D]