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Pretty Much Sums Up My Celebrity Political View
Alpine
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Dance, Monkey Dance
Dear Hollywood celebrities
It's time to wake up now. Get this! The only reason you exist is for my entertainment. Some of you are beautiful. Some of you can deliver a line with such conviction that you bring tears to my eyes. Some of you are so convincing that you scare the crap out of me. And others are so funny you can make me laugh uncontrollably.
But you all have one thing in common. You only exist and have a place in my world to entertain me. That's it. Nothing else!
You make your living pretending to be someone else. You play dress-up like a 5-year-old. Your world is a make believe world. It is not real. It doesn't exist. You live for the camera while the rest of us live in the real world. Your entire existence depends on my patronage. I crank the organ grinder, and you dance.
Therefore, I don't care where you stand on issues. Honestly, your opinion means nothing to me. Just because you had a lead role in a movie about prostitution doesn't mean you know what it's like to be a prostitute. Your view matters far less to me than that of a someone living in Timbuktu .
Believe me or not, the hard truth is that you aren't real. I turn off my TV or shut down my computer, and you cease to exist. Once I am done with you, I go back to the real world until I want you to entertain me again.
I don't care that you think BP executives deserve the death penalty. I don't care what you think about the environment. I don't care if you believe fracking is bad. I don't care if you call for more gun control. I don't care if you believe in catastrophic human-induced global warming. And I could care less that you supported Hillary for President. Get back into your bubble. I'll let you know when I'm in the mood for something pretty or scary or funny.
And one other thing. What was with all this "I'll leave the country if Donald Trump wins"? Don't you know how stupid that made you sound? What did you think my reaction was going to be? I better not vote for Trump or we'll lose Whoopi Goldberg? Al Sharpton? Amy Schumer? Leave. I don't care! And don't let the door hit you in the * on your way out. Oh by the way, is Clinton returning any of the money you so generously donated to her election?
Make me laugh. Make me cry. Even scare me. But realize this, the only words of yours that matter are scripted - just like your pathetic little lives. I may agree with some of you from time to time, but in the final analysis, it doesn't matter. In my world, you exist solely for my entertainment. So, put a sock in it and dance, monkey, DANCE!
Dear Hollywood celebrities
It's time to wake up now. Get this! The only reason you exist is for my entertainment. Some of you are beautiful. Some of you can deliver a line with such conviction that you bring tears to my eyes. Some of you are so convincing that you scare the crap out of me. And others are so funny you can make me laugh uncontrollably.
But you all have one thing in common. You only exist and have a place in my world to entertain me. That's it. Nothing else!
You make your living pretending to be someone else. You play dress-up like a 5-year-old. Your world is a make believe world. It is not real. It doesn't exist. You live for the camera while the rest of us live in the real world. Your entire existence depends on my patronage. I crank the organ grinder, and you dance.
Therefore, I don't care where you stand on issues. Honestly, your opinion means nothing to me. Just because you had a lead role in a movie about prostitution doesn't mean you know what it's like to be a prostitute. Your view matters far less to me than that of a someone living in Timbuktu .
Believe me or not, the hard truth is that you aren't real. I turn off my TV or shut down my computer, and you cease to exist. Once I am done with you, I go back to the real world until I want you to entertain me again.
I don't care that you think BP executives deserve the death penalty. I don't care what you think about the environment. I don't care if you believe fracking is bad. I don't care if you call for more gun control. I don't care if you believe in catastrophic human-induced global warming. And I could care less that you supported Hillary for President. Get back into your bubble. I'll let you know when I'm in the mood for something pretty or scary or funny.
And one other thing. What was with all this "I'll leave the country if Donald Trump wins"? Don't you know how stupid that made you sound? What did you think my reaction was going to be? I better not vote for Trump or we'll lose Whoopi Goldberg? Al Sharpton? Amy Schumer? Leave. I don't care! And don't let the door hit you in the * on your way out. Oh by the way, is Clinton returning any of the money you so generously donated to her election?
Make me laugh. Make me cry. Even scare me. But realize this, the only words of yours that matter are scripted - just like your pathetic little lives. I may agree with some of you from time to time, but in the final analysis, it doesn't matter. In my world, you exist solely for my entertainment. So, put a sock in it and dance, monkey, DANCE!
?The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.?
Margaret Thatcher
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
Mark Twain
Margaret Thatcher
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
Mark Twain
Comments
Thanks!
my wife and i go one further and do not rely on any of them for our entertainment - that way they don't get a penny of our hard earned money!
I did not write this, but received it in an email.
But it pretty much sums up my feelings on the subject.
Margaret Thatcher
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
Mark Twain
I do care what they SAY. Skulls full of mush adore these people, they hang on their every word and deed. Why the hell else would the whoreish group called the Kardashians be front page news daily?? Because tens of millions follow them as part of their FaceBook life of nothing accomplished for another day.
I have not been to a movie since THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST. Why? I avoid giving my enemies my money if possible. Watching football that allows kneeling during the anthem, not on my TV. NASCAR, banning the confederate flag, not on my TV. Scores of programs seeking my attention with Marxist actors, not on my TV.
IMHO, MSM is far worse than celebrity DEMOCRATs. It is MSM that glamorizes, and extolls far left extremist comments. MSM then amplifies their comments and presents their points of view and their thoughts to the rest of us as main stream.
Many of us PROUDLY voted for DJT. Many of us are sick of being told by the same pundits and elitists such as Streep and Maddow in a condescending manner how dumb we are not voting HRC.
These elitists live in a cocoon and are clueless of how anyone outside the East and West coast feel.
They are nothing more than trained parrots.
I like parrots better.
Amazing isn't it? This is the very forum where I was lambasted for saying I didn't give a damn when some celebrity died.
I don't wish them dead, that is bad mojo unless the person is evil or a murderer in my way of thinking. I do not wish Obama dead even though he is a Marxist, I wish him historical disdain and to live long enough to see it happen to him.
I wish the Elite Hollyweird goofballs would practice political SILENCE and do the job they are paid to do, entertain us.
Reading comprehension matters.
I did not wish anyone dead. I said I didn't give a damn that some celebrity HAD DIED.
Reading comprehension matters.
Indeed, thanks for the clarification. [:)]
From the ivory towers of the big stars. They think like elite politicians and CEO's they are somehow superior beings. They need to tell us what to do...
Shame on them.
It definitely puts the issue into perspective. I may be able to listen to them now and just throw quarters at the tv or such and yell, Dance Monkey Dance.