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rhymes joke

savage170savage170 Member Posts: 37,469 ✭✭✭✭
edited February 2017 in General Discussion
Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little buzzard.



MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB

Her father shot it dead.

Now it goes to school with her,

between two hunks of bread


There was a little girl who had a little curl

Right in the middle of her forehead.

When she was good, she was very, very good.

But when she was bad........

She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car.

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