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Thai Prostitutes

hooch31Lhooch31L Member Posts: 1,650 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited May 2009 in General Discussion
"The federal government is spending $178,000 to better understand why drug-abusing prostitutes in Thailand are at greater risk for HIV infection, an endeavor taxpayer watchdogs are calling a huge waste of American taxpayers' money."

As if they needed a study to find out why.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/05/20/nih-spends-study-prostitutes-thailand-high-hiv-risk/

Comments

  • fishkiller41fishkiller41 Member Posts: 50,608
    edited November -1
    Could it have anything to do with SHARING NEEDLES? DUHHhhhh!!
  • shootlowshootlow Member Posts: 5,425
    edited November -1
    why dont they have a study to study why the * phats in washington have to study worthless crap and waste the tax dollar
  • givettegivette Member Posts: 10,886
    edited November -1
    What a rat-hole! The place reeked of disease. Scabbed kids, ribbed dogs, drinking downstream from where you dump, broads smelling like old socks mixed with wet fur.....whew!!!

    Only good thing was "Singha" for 3 baht, and no incoming[:D]





    ..I'm in rare form tonight
  • JorgeJorge Member Posts: 10,656 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    TFH.jpg

    Nothing but a conspiracy to map the Thai genome.

    [:0]
  • H.S. 10-XH.S. 10-X Member Posts: 1,360 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    A man gets a five dollar Thai prostitute one night. Several days later he starts to get a severe itch on his balls. He finds the same prostitute later that day and complains to her that she gave him crabs. She replies, "What did you expect for five dollars? Lobsters?"
  • givettegivette Member Posts: 10,886
    edited November -1
    "You Plick!..You Gimme Clabs!!"

    [:D]
  • syahinamzarsyahinamzar Member Posts: 1 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Now a day money is king in Thai. Prosecute and killing at southern Thailand are normal.
  • Fly DoctorFly Doctor Member Posts: 5,053
    edited November -1
    Worked for Genentech, a biotech company, in the mid-90's. Was involved in a project called the "gp-120 Project," named after the glycoprotein (gp) vaccine for HIV that my department was developing for large-scale production. The drug was promising not only as a vaccine, but also as a therapeutic for people already infected and demonstrating AIDS symptoms. The company was spending millions on the work and was in talks with the Thai government to use Thai Army soldiers as test subjects for a large-scale human trial of the drug. Why? Because during the soldiers' leaves, it seems they had nearly all become infected with HIV at one time or another through Thai prostitutes. Alas, that human trial was doomed to never be initiated, however.

    Prior to human trials, pharmaceuticals like that are tested on animals - in this case primates, i.e. chimpanzees, were recruited. Problem was that the results with the infected chimps were less than successful...





    (wait for it...)











    You see, the chimps were raised right there in San Francisco and thus were accustomed to observing and mimicking local human behavior.
    And the anti-viral pills needed to be delivered to the chimps orally.




    But we just couldn't keep the lisping, effeminate, illegally married chimps from shovin' the damned pills up their butts!

    [:D][;)]
  • 11b6r11b6r Member Posts: 16,584 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    The Feds are also spending a chunk of YOUR money to study gay sex in Argentina.




    But hey- Barney Frank and Teddy Kennedy need vacations too!
  • dcinffxvadcinffxva Member Posts: 2,830 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by hooch31L
    "The federal government is spending $178,000 to better understand why drug-abusing prostitutes in Thailand are at greater risk for HIV infection, an endeavor taxpayer watchdogs are calling a huge waste of American taxpayers' money."

    As if they needed a study to find out why.

    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/05/20/nih-spends-study-prostitutes-thailand-high-hiv-risk/



    Just to save some time-
    1. Because they are prostitutes
    2. Because they abuse drugs

    Please send my $178,000.

    DC
  • mondmond Member Posts: 6,458
    edited November -1
    You get what you pay for, Amsterdam $80 a turn, Thai $5 a day !! you work it out....[:D]
  • n/an/a Member Posts: 168,427
    edited November -1
    For $150,000, I'll give them the answer and save them $28,000.
  • wittynbearwittynbear Member Posts: 4,518
    edited November -1
    I'll conduct the study for them, they can pay me to go to thailand for a couple months, pay for my accomodations and my food bill which may be the most expensive. I will "study the problem", pocket the money and give them an answer and a solution. Then if I haven't ate so much that I won't fit through the door on the plane I will come home and have someone put me in for a nobel peace prize. If algore can win one with his global warming horsecrap I can win one for that.
  • n/an/a Member Posts: 168,427
    edited November -1
    Guy had this Tai prostitute when he was in Tailand and got a horrible rash afterwards, He went to his family doctor for examination and the Doctor said you have a very rare type Tai STD, we are going to have to amputate your privates.. Guy said well I will go elswhere and get another opinion, so he goes to an STD specialist and this Doctor tells him the same thing, "have to amputate your privates". Guy still not satisfied with the prognosis, goes to his friend and asks his advice. Friend said, You got that in Tailand go see a Tai Doctor, maybe he knows something your doctor doesnt. Guy finds a Tai Doctor and goes in for examination, He tells the Tai Doctor what the other two doctors said about having to amputate his privates,, Tai doctor said ...







    No Amputate, The guy let out a sigh of relief. The Tai doctor went on to say , No need amputate, they fall off by self in another week..
  • thesupermonkeythesupermonkey Member Posts: 3,905 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    When in thailand it's also not a bad idea to check under the hood first. Those lady boys can be convincing :P
  • cce1302cce1302 Member Posts: 9,555 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by hooch31L
    "The federal government is spending $178,000 to better understand why drug-abusing prostitutes in Thailand are at greater risk for HIV infection, an endeavor taxpayer watchdogs are calling a huge waste of American taxpayers' money."

    As if they needed a study to find out why.

    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/05/20/nih-spends-study-prostitutes-thailand-high-hiv-risk/


    uhh...I guess they don't know about Cobra Gold?

    (for those of you that don't know what Cobra Gold is, it's an annual joint combined training event, US Military and Thai military. Goes about 6 weeks, start to finish.)
  • RtWngExtrmstRtWngExtrmst Member Posts: 7,456
    edited November -1
    I'll do the study for half price.
  • screwobamascrewobama Member Posts: 625
    edited November -1
    thesupermonkey
    Advanced Member



    USA
    2531 Posts
    Posted - 05/21/2009 : 10:31:31 AM

    When in thailand it's also not a bad idea to check under the hood first. Those lady boys can be convincing :P

    The itsy, bitsy spider crawled up the water...
    BLAM BLAM BLAM!
    ============================================================================================================================================

    While up late the other night I was watching MANswers on SPIKE tv and they reveled a sure way to tell without "checking under the hood". They talked to a DR. that does reassignment surgeries and DR. said if index finger is shorter then ring finger then it's a dude because women's index finger is longer or equal to ring finger. Hope this info. saves some members from having to shoot someone in a ceedey motel room at 0'dark thirty some morning.[:D]
  • FatstratFatstrat Member Posts: 9,147
    edited November -1
    I was just thinking the other day that I'd like to have a Thai Prostitue. Looked at Wal Mart, all I coud find was Chinese. Where does one get a Thai Prostitute?
  • FatstratFatstrat Member Posts: 9,147
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by screwobama
    thesupermonkey
    Advanced Member



    USA
    2531 Posts
    Posted - 05/21/2009 : 10:31:31 AM

    When in thailand it's also not a bad idea to check under the hood first. Those lady boys can be convincing :P

    The itsy, bitsy spider crawled up the water...
    BLAM BLAM BLAM!
    ============================================================================================================================================

    While up late the other night I was watching MANswers on SPIKE tv and they reveled a sure way to tell without "checking under the hood". They talked to a DR. that does reassignment surgeries and DR. said if index finger is shorter then ring finger then it's a dude because women's index finger is longer or equal to ring finger. Hope this info. saves some members from having to shoot someone in a ceedey motel room at 0'dark thirty some morning.[:D]

    Just remember than most mens ring finger is longer than his index finger. The opposite is true of women.
  • thesupermonkeythesupermonkey Member Posts: 3,905 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:
    While up late the other night I was watching MANswers on SPIKE tv and they reveled a sure way to tell without "checking under the hood". They talked to a DR. that does reassignment surgeries and DR. said if index finger is shorter then ring finger then it's a dude because women's index finger is longer or equal to ring finger. Hope this info. saves some members from having to shoot someone in a ceedey motel room at 0'dark thirty some morning.[:D]


    Hahah good info! I love that show!
  • SWAT 50SWAT 50 Member Posts: 4,074 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Sucky f**ky "FI DALLA"

    I lub you no s**t saila, you Numba one good time.

    I didn't steal you watch saila.
  • JorgeJorge Member Posts: 10,656 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    "Tixty nein... mah paborite numbah!"

    [:0]
  • wittynbearwittynbear Member Posts: 4,518
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by cce1302
    uhh...I guess they don't know about Cobra Gold?

    (for those of you that don't know what Cobra Gold is, it's an annual joint combined training event, US Military and Thai military. Goes about 6 weeks, start to finish.)


    God, I used to love Cobra Gold. Great memories, always wished it would have lasted longer.
  • SpartacusSpartacus Member Posts: 14,415
    edited November -1
    quote:(for those of you that don't know what Cobra Gold is, it's an annual joint combined training event, US Military and Thai military. Goes about 6 weeks, start to finish.)

    I did cobra gold 1999.
    had a blast!
    good food and cold singha.
    local prostitutes (not in bangkok) charge 500 baht fot the whole night. first they would cook you dinner, then served beer and the redish colored whiskey and then........ 500 baht was $23 back then.
    Of course, that's what my 1st sargeant told me. I don't have any first hand knowledge.[;)]
  • wittynbearwittynbear Member Posts: 4,518
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by tplumeri
    quote:(for those of you that don't know what Cobra Gold is, it's an annual joint combined training event, US Military and Thai military. Goes about 6 weeks, start to finish.)

    I did cobra gold 1999.
    had a blast!
    good food and cold singha.
    local prostitutes (not in bangkok) charge 500 baht fot the whole night. first they would cook you dinner, then served beer and the redish colored whiskey and then........ 500 baht was $23 back then.
    Of course, that's what my 1st sargeant told me. I don't have any first hand knowledge.[;)]

    Last time I was there they charged 200 baht which was $4. No thank you I don't want a $4 hooker. That was in 2001. I did hire one to be a tour guide/translator once because she spoke good english. She was nice but she must have fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. I always liked going to the small pushcarts to get food, and Heineken was really cheap there, I guess they made it there. It was probably bootleg Heineken just like the rolexes, oakleys, and movies. Actually some of that bootleg stuff is much better than the originals.
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