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Victim of the Naked Sleeper
mateomasfeo
Member Posts: 27,143
Naked Man Helps Self to Stranger's Home, Bed, Computer
KANSAS CITY, MO - A West Plaza resident came home and found a naked man lying in his bed on Monday. And as police soon discovered, he wasn't the only victim of the naked sleeper.
Police arrested the 25-year-old burglar after he was found naked, lying in a stranger's bed in the West Plaza Neighborhood in Kansas City, Mo.
The homeowner said he came home and noticed clothes on the kitchen floor and food that had been eaten. In his bedroom he found the man lying naked, asleep in his bed. He was unable to wake him and called police.
The intruder later told police he was cold, hungry, and tired. He stated he climbed on a retaining wall, accessed an unlocked window above the garage and entered the home. He said he intended to clean the house and leave before anyone noticed.
The homeowner also said the man used his computer and had visited at least one porn site.
Upon seeing police activity in her neighborhood, a woman offered her own bizarre encounter with the burglar. She stated that at 3 a.m. on May 9, she woke after hearing her dogs bark. That's when she found the same intruder standing at the top of her stairs near the kitchen with a drink in his hand. She yelled at him, asking what he was doing in her house. The man told her he had always admired her house and was just looking at it. The victim demanded he leave. That's when he turned slowly and left the home through an unlocked door.
The victims have chosen to not press charges. Police are reminding people to keep their doors and windows locked at all times.
-- The lodger with a twist...
LINK: http://www.fox4kc.com/wdaf-man-naked-in-bed-51209,0,2498059.story
KANSAS CITY, MO - A West Plaza resident came home and found a naked man lying in his bed on Monday. And as police soon discovered, he wasn't the only victim of the naked sleeper.
Police arrested the 25-year-old burglar after he was found naked, lying in a stranger's bed in the West Plaza Neighborhood in Kansas City, Mo.
The homeowner said he came home and noticed clothes on the kitchen floor and food that had been eaten. In his bedroom he found the man lying naked, asleep in his bed. He was unable to wake him and called police.
The intruder later told police he was cold, hungry, and tired. He stated he climbed on a retaining wall, accessed an unlocked window above the garage and entered the home. He said he intended to clean the house and leave before anyone noticed.
The homeowner also said the man used his computer and had visited at least one porn site.
Upon seeing police activity in her neighborhood, a woman offered her own bizarre encounter with the burglar. She stated that at 3 a.m. on May 9, she woke after hearing her dogs bark. That's when she found the same intruder standing at the top of her stairs near the kitchen with a drink in his hand. She yelled at him, asking what he was doing in her house. The man told her he had always admired her house and was just looking at it. The victim demanded he leave. That's when he turned slowly and left the home through an unlocked door.
The victims have chosen to not press charges. Police are reminding people to keep their doors and windows locked at all times.
-- The lodger with a twist...
LINK: http://www.fox4kc.com/wdaf-man-naked-in-bed-51209,0,2498059.story
Comments
In my neck of the woods he'd get his * kicked at minimum, head blown off maximum.
You mean in Burkina Faso?
quote:Originally posted by PBJloaf
In my neck of the woods he'd get his * kicked at minimum, head blown off maximum.
You mean in Burkina Faso?
yep, those Upper Voltans don't take no crap from no-one[^]
In my neck of the woods he'd get his * kicked at minimum, head blown off maximum.
Yeah, but this was in West Plaza K.C. I doubt anyone there owns a firearm.